Bro, I think she was laughing at the baptized cucumber comment..
The Pickle analogy is VERY common. I'm surprised people haven't heard it before.
I like it a lot. To be "baptized" means to be fully submerged, and with the connotation that upon reemerging the thing dipped is transformed into a NEW, DIFFERENT creation.
So when a cucumber is submerged (for a period of time) it is CHANGED into something completely different. A pickle!
Once it's a pickle it can NEVER again go back to being a cucumber. Now, bad things can happen to that pickle. It can get damaged and bruised, and even eaten! But it can NEVER be a cucumber again.
This is exactly what happens to us when we are born again, and filled, and sealed with the Holy Spirit. WE are CHANGED. We are a NEW, DIFFERENT creation. We can NEVER again go back to what we were. Which was Spiritually dead. BUT, a whole lot of things can happen to us depending on our walk with the Holy Spirit. Are we trying to lead Him in our flesh? Or are we being led by Him, and consequently walking in the Spirit?
That's what the big question is for us now that we ARE His Child forever.