can you guys post something funny please?
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Gracie_14
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hahahaha lol, that is funny.A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”
The doctor says, “I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week the lady comes back.
“Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent…stink terribly.”
The doctor says, “Good! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
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just walk around feeling lighter and weightless, imagine what you might look like with a lot of helium balloons tied around you
tie a lot of helium balloons till we only way 10% of our real weight when we step on a scale
just walk around feeling lighter and weightless, imagine what you might look like with a lot of helium balloons tied around you
It's my first time in court, and I heard the Judge saying "Order!!" and I replied Rice, Chicken and Juice. Then I heard the Judge saying "Order!!" again and I replied Rice, Chicken and Juice. Now two Police officers are escorting me outside. I think we are going to the restaurant.
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It's my first time in court, and I heard the Judge saying "Order!!" and I replied Rice, Chicken and Juice. Then I heard the Judge saying "Order!!" again and I replied Rice, Chicken and Juice. Now two Police officers are escorting me outside. I think we are going to the restaurant.
lol hahaha
Let me guess your a Baptist right? lol.
Felt that way the day I finished high school lol.
I still have no idea what to do with myself now.
You can head over to the ‘Mid life Crisis’ thread at the Singles Forum and talk about it there.
Thanks for the giggle, this was so cute.A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”
The doctor says, “I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week the lady comes back.
“Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent…stink terribly.”
The doctor says, “Good! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
I, me, the wife - looked high and low for my 'reading glasses' as opposed to the glasses I have
to wear when reading on the internet screen - low and behold, I had them both on at the same time?
how do you think I felt when I realized this???
oh well, when these things happen, especially when we begin to age, we just have to take it in stride,
and accept that this is just a part of our aging process - hub and me, we always get great laughs and
always try and find the 'humor' in these age related happenings; this brings us much joy, for we have
been told by our Saviour, to savor each and every day of our lives,
and not to think about 'tomorrow'...
to wear when reading on the internet screen - low and behold, I had them both on at the same time?
how do you think I felt when I realized this???
oh well, when these things happen, especially when we begin to age, we just have to take it in stride,
and accept that this is just a part of our aging process - hub and me, we always get great laughs and
always try and find the 'humor' in these age related happenings; this brings us much joy, for we have
been told by our Saviour, to savor each and every day of our lives,
and not to think about 'tomorrow'...
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Gracie_14
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lol do we have a midlife Crisis forum? or should I be worried I am going to be the founder of it?? lolYou can head over to the ‘Mid life Crisis’ thread at the Singles Forum and talk about it there.
so I went home and got on CC! 