Don't eat yellow snow - life lessons and other things.

[Sonflower]

Life lesson # 539

Disclaimer: This life lesson is applicable to personality types like mine.

Going to the BDF is like watching a soap opera. It just makes you angry and there is never any resolution. To keep your sanity avoid the BDF or take it in EXTREMELY small doses.

 

[Hamarr]

BDF?

 

[Sonflower]

BDF?

Bible Discussion Forum.

 

[Dino246]

BDF?

Bicker and Debate Forum.

 

[Hamarr]

Thanks!

 

[Hamarr]

It’s a good idea to leave the seat up occasionally to make sure the ladies are paying attention before sitting. You’re doing them a service really.

 

[Lynx]

There is a good reason for the tenth commandment being in the Bible. If you learn how to follow it you will have a lot less stress and strife in your life and a lot more money.

 

[Lynx]

Cheerfulness is a result of generosity, not a cause. Cheerful people are not generous because they are cheerful, generous people are cheerful because they are generous. This is a relationship that cannot be stressed too much, because a lot of people get it backward.

 

[LightBright]

Life lesson #374 Never, I mean NEVER, comment on a girls weight. They will almost always take it as an insult. It's only ok if , big if, you guys are really close and use it correctly, usually as a joke. If the joke sucks you'll be hated forever i suggest you just remove in from your vocabulary. Maybe remove weight too.

 

[Subhumanoidal]

4. Never try to open your eyes while sneezing. It's impossible and a colossal waste of time.

Actually it is possible for a small group of people.

 

[Lynx]

Actually it is possible for a small group of people.

"Protip: You can win every exchange just by being one level more precise than whoever spoke last. Eventually you'll defeat all conversational opponents and stand alone. Very, very alone."

- Randall Monroe

 

[LightBright]

"Protip: You can win every exchange just by being one level more precise than whoever spoke last. Eventually you'll defeat all conversational opponents and stand alone. Very, very alone."

- Randall Monroe

I get tired of taking L's cuz i can't English.

 

[cinder]

Never listen to the argument of someone who relies on name calling to make their point.

 

[Lynx]

There is no day so bad that it cannot be improved by eating two slices of really good cheesecake.

(burp)

 

[LightBright]

There is no day so bad that it cannot be improved by eating two slices of really good cheesecake.

(burp)

You eat a lot of cheesecake lol.

 

[Lynx]

I do not! Just two slices, that's my limit. Two slices in the morning... and then two slices at night.

I got some really good cheesecakes from Aldi. Not expensive and made with real cream cheese, no lowfat junk.

 

[LightBright]

I do not! Just two slices, that's my limit. Two slices in the morning... and then two slices at night.

I got some really good cheesecakes from Aldi. Not expensive and made with real cream cheese, no lowfat junk.

4 peices of cake a day......ig it depends on how large the slice is but i doubt it's not huge cuz cheesecake is good....

 

[YHello]

888.) don’t let the pigeon drive the bus. did anyone else grow up reading that? Am i that young?

 

[TamLynn]

Don't give up on your dreams. Keep on sleeping.

 

[Jennie-Mae]

#100,000: Don’t run into debates with Cottonmouths. They’re not at all interested in finding some common ground.