Not By Works

[VCO]

And so of course you misunderstand the joke about misunderstandings.

Don't worry about, I have been called by tongues believers, just about every name in the book. If it is NOT done exactly as the Disciples did it, I am convinced it is a counterfeit. Here is a Video Exposing the Charismatic Awakening as Idenitcal to the Kundalini Awakening in Hinduism. This video is was made by a CHARISMATIC PENTECOSTAL, WHO has seen Charismatics falling for the Kudalini Awakenening IN HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS OF CHURCHES accepting it as what the Disciples did. My Sister-inlaw was all messed up in one of these churches mention in this film, and she finally got out of it, THANK GOD. But at the time, she absolutely thought of it as HOLY SPIRIT, and it was NOT.

If you are type that GETS MAD, about honest criticisms by Charismatic Pentecostal worried about false teachers taking over the Church, you may not want to watch this Video, but if you do, TAKE IT VERY SERIOUS. I know someone will want to cast LOTS of stones at me, for sharing this with you all, so DUCK. Please I once again am off subject, but this is Extremely Important, signs of the times, sorry for the inconvenience.

 

[1ofthem]

Bomb pops? View attachment 189130 You'll get a gang out of 'em

You're getting better with the jokes...but it would have been a lot funnier if you had said bang instead of gang there....hahaha

 

[calibob]

I hope they'd recognize Blazing Saddles It better then "Hey Cookie, more beans."

 

[calibob]

Don't worry about, I have been called by tongues believers, just about every name in the book. If it is NOT done exactly as the Disciples did it, I am convinced it is a counterfeit. Here is a Video Exposing the Charismatic Awakening as Idenitcal to the Kundalini Awakening in Hinduism. This video is was made by a CHARISMATIC PENTECOSTAL, WHO has seen Charismatics falling for the Kudalini Awakenening IN HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS OF CHURCHES accepting it as what the Disciples did. My Sister-inlaw was all messed up in one of these churches mention in this film, and she finally got out of it, THANK GOD. But at the time, she absolutely thought of it as HOLY SPIRIT, and it was NOT.

If you are type that GETS MAD, about honest criticisms by Charismatic Pentecostal worried about false teachers taking over the Church, you may not want to watch this Video, but if you do, TAKE IT VERY SERIOUS. I know someone will want to cast LOTS of stones at me, for sharing this with you all, so DUCK. Please I once again am off subject, but this is Extremely Important, signs of the times, sorry for the inconvenience.

Fake tongues is a lot closer to blasphemy of the Holy Spirit than jokes about an Italian accent. The Oracles of Delphi spoke in tongues too. Caused by toxic intoxication from Volcanic fumes.

 

[1ofthem]

Which is a complete counterfeit, as far as I am concerned.

No Unbelieving Jews being spoken to in their own Nature Dialect, and those who heard it, Understood every word of it in there NATURE LANGUAGE, with the Disciples from GALILEE speaking it with NO detectable ACCENT at all.

But hey if you want to do what you want to call tongues, in your service, I will not interfere. But it is not allowed in our service.

No I do not want to debate it at all. I have done that with WAY TOO MANY FRIENDS AND RELATIVES from AG, Pentcostal, and Charismatic Churches, and all they do is get angry.

Ok cool you do you and I'll do me....I'm afraid anymore than that will lead to sin right now.

Like I said I have never spoke in tongues before but it is in scripture...so I ain't speaking against it just because I may not understand it. So I use caution when speaking about it but that's just me though....so like I said you do you and I'll do me. You don't have to answer to me and I don't have to answer to you, but we will answer to the Lord. And that is why I try to use caution in matters like this.

 

[calibob]

Well this seems to have fizzled out.

 

[1ofthem]

Well this seems to have fizzled out.

I put a clock on your post because it's late and I took a melatonin 3 hours ago so yeah this has ran out of steam and fizzled out just like my pop rocks....I tried and hope I responded to every one that posted to me but if not all I got to say about it right now is nighty night all...lol

 

[calibob]

Which is a complete counterfeit, as far as I am concerned.

No Unbelieving Jews being spoken to in their own Nature Dialect, and those who heard it, Understood every word of it in there NATURE LANGUAGE, with the Disciples from GALILEE speaking it with NO detectable ACCENT at all.

But hey if you want to do what you want to call tongues, in your service, I will not interfere. But it is not allowed in our service.

No I do not want to debate it at all. I have done that with WAY TOO MANY FRIENDS AND RELATIVES from AG, Pentecostal, and Charismatic Churches, and all they do is get angry.

BTW I heard the joke from a Charismatic Pastor who also questioned the validity of the practice without sound verifiable interpretation. As either being counterfeit, mass psychosis or some of both.

 

[theanointedsinner]

Well this seems to have fizzled out.

I see what you did there, 1ofthem, fizzled out, old

 

[1ofthem]

Wow for heavens sake ya'll… I guess, it really is all about getting the last joke in, huh? So hit me with the boring, old...whateveah else you got... I can take it.

I'm just glad the jokes on me now and not where it was before.

I seriously am done with this now...So ya'll have fun and peace I'm out.

 

[calibob]

Wow for heavens sake ya'll… I guess, it really is all about getting the last joke in, huh? So hit me with the boring, old...whateveah else you got... I can take it.

I'm just glad the jokes on me now and not where it was before.

I seriously am done with this now...So ya'll have fun and peace I'm out.

last old joke!

 

[VCO]

last old joke!

I thought is was hilarious.

 

[theanointedsinner]

I made a thread, I hope this thread can be both relaxing and edifying at the same time
https://christianchat.com/miscellaneous/be-childlike.179922/

 

[eternally-gratefull]

Yeah, ok I'm just saying we all better be careful what we say and do. If we mess up and blaspheme, I 'm pretty sure God ain't going to be just laughing it off.

All sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven, Blasphemy against the son shall be forgiven.

Why do you try to spread fear amongst Gods people?

The only blasphemy you have to fear is rejection of the one and only Gospel of Christ. By rejecting the cross and sole means of eternal life.

 

[eternally-gratefull]

This is a works thread not a Tongues thread

 

[gb9]

This is a works thread not a Tongues thread

I don't know e.g., as much judeaizing has been going on here the last few months, tongues might be a welcome change....

 

[eternally-gratefull]

I don't know e.g., as much judeaizing has been going on here the last few months, tongues might be a welcome change....

I have yet to be or witness a peacefull or sane tongues thread..lol

 

[mailmandan]

Fake tongues is a lot closer to blasphemy of the Holy Spirit than jokes about an Italian accent. The Oracles of Delphi spoke in tongues too. Caused by toxic intoxication from Volcanic fumes.

I will never forget when my friend (who previously attended an Assemblies of God church) went to a Bible study at his Pastor's house once a week and sometimes the Pastor would speak in tongues during their Bible study. My friend worked with a woman who was Baptist that was terrified of being around people who spoke in tongues, yet my friend convinced her to come to the Bible study to see for herself that she has nothing to fear. When his lady friend showed up at the Bible study, as soon as she walked in the door, the Pastor began speaking in tongues very loudly with his hands high in the air, then he fell backwards to the floor! My friend said that even he was freaked out by the incident and when he turned around, his lady friend was running for the hills!

 

[eternally-gratefull]

I will never forget when my friend (who previously attended an Assemblies of God church) went to a Bible study at his Pastor's house once a week and sometimes the Pastor would speak in tongues during their Bible study. My friend worked with a woman who was Baptist that was terrified of being around people who spoke in tongues, yet my friend convinced her to come to the Bible study to see for herself that she has nothing to fear. When his lady friend showed up at the Bible study, as soon as she walked in the door, the Pastor began speaking in tongues very loudly with his hands high in the air, then he fell backwards to the floor! My friend said that even he was freaked out by the incident and when he turned around, his lady friend was running for the hills!

I think most would be running. Something demonic about that picture.

 

[1ofthem]

This is clearly a not by works thread. And it's a darn good example of what works not to have, at the very least. Thing about it is, I actually liked this thread when it first began and had respect for what some of you were saying. However for the last year or so, I have been avoiding this thread like the plague because all I see on it is a bunch of people acting like they are God's gift and got it all figured it out. If anybody even questions one of the antics being used here or heaven forbids say that you should be careful how you talk to and about others, then you all jump in with your drama.

So yeah, I should have probably just keep right on avoiding this thread, but just wanted to let you know your not helping nobody by ridiculing others and your tasteless jokes.

Anyhow, I've took up too much of your all's time and mine too. So have a good one and party on guys...