WHY ARE ALL THE "GOOD MEN" MARRIED MEN?

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calibob

calibob

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zeroturbulence said:
Ummmm no... I have no idea why you're posting those in reply to my post. I have no desire to be a gigolo and have never even said anything about gigolos ever..

The reason I'm a lone unicorn is because I talk to no one... I PM with no one (unless someone asks me something)... I don't know anyone here... and that is how it shall remain until further notice!
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A) I'm twice divorced too.
B) I've been single for 30 years
C) It was a joke! Like David Lee Roth was a joke. Get over it!
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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Tommy379 said:
But I don't service dudes.

Sorry, I'm bigoted like that.
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I'm sure he didn't want one for himself lol... anyway, sorry. I just figured you wouldn't mind being thought of as gigolo material.
 
vashweb2

vashweb2

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If all good men are married men, then non-married men must be non-good men. Therefore, before a man gets married he is bad, but once he gets married he becomes good.

Conclusion: Get married ASAP or you will remain bad;)
 
Dino246

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zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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Dino246 said:
Um, if you don't like jokes directed at you, you shouldn't make off-color jokes about others, and if your first comment quoted above was not a joke, then it was really inappropriate.
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That was actually a compliment! A gigolo is a hot guy that every woman wants... and Tommy obviously wants women to think he's hot. And don't blame me for talking about gigolos... Calibob is the one who started it! The reason I dont want to be called a gigolo is because someone once accused me of being here just to get women and that is very far from the truth! I am here because this is a place for me to chill, THAT IS ALL.
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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calibob said:
A) I'm twice divorced too.
B) I've been single for 30 years
C) It was a joke! Like David Lee Roth was a joke. Get over it!
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And don't tell me to get over it! How would I like it if I told you to get over yourself?!
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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Sure, laugh it up.. At least I don't have to pick on others to try and prove that I'm a man or something.
 
calibob

calibob

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zeroturbulence said:
And don't tell me to get over it! How would I like it if I told you to get over yourself?!
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I'd most likely laugh, hey you were complaining about being single. It reminded me of the last lines of just a gigolo, I ain't got nobody, nobody cares for me. I thought you were mocking your own situation. I'm very sorry I didn't think you were serious. Now, I'll get over it. Sorry!
 
zeroturbulence

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calibob said:
I'd most likely laugh, hey you were complaining about being single. It reminded me of the last lines of just a gigolo, I ain't got nobody, nobody cares for me. I thought you were mocking your own situation. I'm very sorry I didn't think you were serious. Now, I'll get over it. Sorry!
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Alright, sorry. I have been threatened with knives, pushed off of high places and nearly had my throat nearly ripped out by bullies so I absolutely hate anything that resembles bullying. Plus I am probably depressed, but in denial about it.
 
calibob

calibob

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zeroturbulence said:
Alright, sorry. I have been threatened with knives, pushed off of high places and nearly had my throat nearly ripped out by bullies so I absolutely hate anything that resembles bullying. Plus I am probably depressed, but in denial about it.
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I really do apologize, the reaction I got was the opposite one I was after. I'm just a 1/2 crippled old man who sits in a chair looks out of a window and types all day, This is my social group.
 
Tommy379

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Just to be clear, I associate gigolo with Richard Gere. I wouldn't mind pulling off that look......

Without the gerbils.
 
Tommy379

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zeroturbulence said:
That was actually a compliment! A gigolo is a hot guy that every woman wants... and Tommy obviously wants women to think he's hot. And don't blame me for talking about gigolos... Calibob is the one who started it! The reason I dont want to be called a gigolo is because someone once accused me of being here just to get women and that is very far from the truth! I am here because this is a place for me to chill, THAT IS ALL.
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I have to disagree.

I don't want women to think I'm hot.

It's a FACT, women know I'm hot.
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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calibob said:
I really do apologize, the reaction I got was the opposite one I was after. I'm just a 1/2 crippled old man who sits in a chair looks out of a window and types all day, This is my social group.
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I'm sorry. I tend to overreact to things.. In fact I've been learning about anger management and reacting to things and one of the first things I learned is that once you get angry, you lose. I had forgotten all about it of course.
 
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