Joe, I hope you have a wonderful birthday day, I really do.
But...
If you and I were talking, I could tell you that I'm from New York, New York. If you look that up, it's a real place, too.
However, I. am. not. from. New York.
But you wouldn't have any way of knowing that.
I know though... Sigh. You've already made up your mind, and will only believe what you've already chosen to believe.
I'll just keep praying.