I feel compelled to make a comprehensive list now.
I want to meet:
Desdichado; talk him into working on my political campaign to become president in 2032.
Lynx; I want to grill him some oysters.
Tourist and JesusLives; I want to learn the secrets of a successful marriage. I had one fail, and I don't want that to happen again.
Pipp; cause if I'm going to blow my diet, I want to do it with maple bacon cupcakes. Plus, I need to learn how to take a good selfie.
Little Mermaid; I want to spend some time making her see things the right way, Virginia is better than Texas. I got Virginia is for lovers bumper stickers, coffee mugs, keychains, thimbles, spoons, sweatshirts, tshirts, trucker hats, refrigerator magnets, and etched wine glasses.
Seoulsearch; I want to take her to the classiest restaurant I know, Applebees. Something good in the neighborhood. I have gift cards, and when I'm done, I'm going to steal her car, rotate the tires, and fill the gas tank.
NoNameMcgee; I just want to see all them ladies standing in a single file line.
Willie-T; enough said.
Cinder; I want to play a boardgame with her. It's been awhile.
Galatea/ LaVieEnRose; I really want to see if she is the same way in real life. I have my doubts.
Susanna; I want to see if she really is that grizzled.
Zero Turbulence; we can yell " get it bro, light weight!" In the gym at eachother.
Auntie ant; I ain't gonna lie, I think she's hot.
Sirk; I miss you buddy.
Hornetguy; I want to put some lead down range with you. no joke, I hope the neighbors call the cops thinking Red Dawn has finally happened.
Blue ladybug; I want to fist bump that cop that is in the next apartment.
Tinuveil; I want to meet the oldest teenager on earth.
EmilyNats; just cause I like old Ford Broncos. And not the Bronco II.
Temporary circumstances; I got something I want to tell you.
Magenta; haven't seen her around much. That needs to change.
Dino; I want to see that car.
Mailmandan; I need someone on the inside of that organization. I think I'm missing mail.
Michaelowen; he been a cool dude, and I like pirates.
For my European tour:
Toinena; I want to try salted fish served in the skull of her enemies.
Demi and her mom; I want to get a real beer.
Danja; she lives somewhere that was so closed off from the west when I was a kid, I know nothing about it.
Then take a swing through Asia, and meet:
Abigail; I want to know what that food she post on Facebook smells like.
Levi85; he has said many prayer for me and my family.
Sweet morning dew; I just want to sneak her back to the U.S. of A with me. Y'all know what I'm talking about.
I've probably forgotten someone.