This is not to suggest that God has breasts but..... have you not heard of ‘man-boobs’? Lol. Men can have them too, although not for the same functionality for femalesWith one big difference: God does NOT have boobs. Big or otherwise.. lol
If you had plastic surgery what part of your body would you "fix"?
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Oh, that is so funny. Bless you for having such a great sense of humor about yourself.
I was thinking about this and I think I could work out more and fix pretty much what may sag now. I have a sticker on my car that reads, "Made In The Image And Likeness of God. Living Proof He Has a Sense of Humor and Is Into Abstracts!"
I'm one of a kind after all. I really don't think I'd change a thing. I reflect both sides of my family in my eyes, nose, lips, body type, hair color,though I did dye it black once to see how the indigenous tribe side would look. And eye color, hazel to reflect the European.
I love me.
When I die there will, and the same with you as well , never be another like me. And I shall never be here again. One of a kind. Once in a lifetime.
Hey God, would it have been against the rules to let me be born into a super rich family? So I can do more for people due to having more? I ask ya.
Oh, please. Not only have I heard of Moobs, but I'm married to a carrier.This is not to suggest that God has breasts but..... have you not heard of ‘man-boobs’? Lol. Men can have them too, although not for the same functionality for females
But mine are still bigger. OK, for now they are. Lets just say that.
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joefizz
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Count your blessings,women in places like France wish theirs were bigger but as I learned in french class they don't much eat meat which prevents this or so I was taught.
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joefizz
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Well theirs the old fashioned rack for stretching height from medieval times or the weird method on Andy Griffith both seem painful though.My height!maybe they can put an extension i don't know if they can fix itif not I am more than grateful already with my height
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joefizz
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Unfortunately I have thanks to a girl bully in school but, they are a blessing right!?This is not to suggest that God has breasts but..... have you not heard of ‘man-boobs’? Lol. Men can have them too, although not for the same functionality for females
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LaVieEnRose
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I hate to tell you, but you are misinformed. A woman’s breast size is mostly determined by genetics and weight. It has little to do with diet.
Man French women probably have small breasts due to their genetics and due to being thin.
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joefizz
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That might have been what my french teacher meant or maybe she was just guessing...(she was rather odd)
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Sweetmorningdew78
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noooo I can imagine, you mean stretching??? ohhh goodness nooo joefizzz
thinking about it uggghh it must be so painful 
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JB2018
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I would have both knees replaced, my left foot reconstructed and maybe my hips replaced.
I know that is orthopedic surgery, not plastic, but those parts are what is causing me very real physical pain. I'm pretty content with the rest of me.
I know that is orthopedic surgery, not plastic, but those parts are what is causing me very real physical pain. I'm pretty content with the rest of me.
I'm honestly impressed with how "spiritual" and just "ok" people are...
If I had money I would get that face lift, liposuction. I have chicken legs holding up a snowman body.... No matter how fat I get you can put your hand around my ankles... Therefore, I have great legs!!! But the rest of me.... I remember when I was married my husband said the FUNNIEST JOKE I EVER HEARD.... He told me with my pouch, if I was "Eve" G-d would have not needed to make a loincloth.... (I have had children... that pouch).... I never laughed so hard!!!!...
But really I am shallow enough I would do elective surgery, if I could afford it....
If I had money I would get that face lift, liposuction. I have chicken legs holding up a snowman body.... No matter how fat I get you can put your hand around my ankles... Therefore, I have great legs!!! But the rest of me.... I remember when I was married my husband said the FUNNIEST JOKE I EVER HEARD.... He told me with my pouch, if I was "Eve" G-d would have not needed to make a loincloth.... (I have had children... that pouch).... I never laughed so hard!!!!...
But really I am shallow enough I would do elective surgery, if I could afford it....
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LaVieEnRose
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Don’t feel bad. If I won the lottery, I’d get some nips and tucks. I wouldn’t mess with my face, but my body is another issue altogether.
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LaVieEnRose
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Hey, your husband married the right woman. If I were married and my husband made that remark, I’d say “Oh yeah? Well, if YOU were Adam, YOU wouldn’t need a fig leaf either!”
That is sooooo funny... lmao.... GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love whitty and sarcasm... I think you are my NEW IDLE!!!
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LaVieEnRose
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Unfortunately, I am MUCH too idle.
Darn spell check!!!! Gets me every time!!! I mant idols....
I hope that's right....
You want to know my worst? I will tell you anyway....
When spell check pulls up genitals, and I choose that instead of Gentiles... that typo is always embarrassing... If elective surgery could only fix that!!!!!
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