Where do I start? Because after all, I
never commit
any of these atrocities...
"First come, first serve" instead of "First come, first serve
d". (sorry, MissCriss...
)
"There are a number of..." instead of "There are several..." or "There
is a number of..."
Right or left turns into the far lane of a two-lane street.
"At your beck and call" instead of "At your beckon call".
It's early in the day, and I've only had one coffee. I'm sure I'll come up with many more....