The difference being I NEED a trash can. Though many have tried to convince me I need a wife (for reasons I cannot ascertain) nobody has been successful. So I have all the time I need to be picky about finding a girl."Girls are all the same; it doesn't matter which one you marry. You're not getting any younger bro... just pick one and get it over with."
That was actual advice.
Just pick one and get it over with.
That's pretty much the same way I pick a new rubbish bin.
It IS efficient... but it kind of lacks romance.
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