I was married for 36 of my 72 years. Sixteen the first time and twenty the second. They should have a merit badge or something. Hahahaha...
You at least deserve a Purple Heart. My history in marriage is a little shaky too.
First - 6 years, 6 months (divorce)
Second - 11 years, 2 months (death of spouse)
Third - 3 years, 6 months (currently happily married)
That adds up to being married 21 of my 63 years. That is 1/3 of my life. You and I are certainly not novices on marriage.
There will not be a fourth wife.