A conversation about nothing in particular

[JesusLives]

Q: Where do the socks go when they vanish from the rest of your laundry on wash day?
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A: A highly unstable aboriginal aberrational transdimensional vortex develops in the cyclonic flux of the high temperature rotating electrostatic whirlpool that so often accompanies the dihydrogen oxide removal phase of the de-soilization of the apparel. This transdimensional vortex is especially powerful when enhanced by the static charge that surrounds certain synthetic materials, such as polyester.
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Thus, if one stares closely through the glass on a laundromat dryer they may indeed observe certain small podiatric garments vanish from reality as we know it and arrive in another dimensional reality far beyond our ability to comprehend or perceive. That is the reason there is so little polyester left in society today. ​

Using this transdimensional vortex energy it is possible to travel to other realities. I have been there and back many times. One must cover themselves in polyester from head to toe and climb into a laundromat dryer while sucking on a nine volt battery. The battery helps amplify the charge so you can leave reality more quickly.​

Elvis continues to wear too much polyester and that is why he has so much trouble staying in this reality.​

Some people have been known to jump out of this reality just by wearing a polyester shirt while stroking a cat. This can be very dangerous, so I don't advise anyone to do it outside of a laboratory.
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I believe that the socks time travel to another dimension.....Spock might know where they end up....

 

[Didymous]

Morning Did's - how are you?

Ah, sweet Hufl! I am blessed and highly favored-in spite of my shortcomings! For the one and only true living God has imputed righteousness to me, and He is worthy of all and endless praise-even if He gave me nothing! God is so good, I can't even begin to understand it.

 

[Didymous]

I believe that the socks time travel to another dimension.....Spock might know where they end up....

I prefer dihydrogen monoxide-it's more wordious!

 

[Didymous]

Nope, not confused, a little interested cause I think this is the most that I’ve seen you type! Also, at the interesting facts between men and women.....

Earnestq, you're taller, so you don't have to say as much!

 

[JesusLives]

I have been told that I mustard try and ketchup on this thread but I mayo not be able to do so with almost 13,000 posts so this Blond will do the bestus she can and orange you glad I come bearing cookies.... of the most enjoyable kind....

We live in Florida so some beach theme cookies for all of you.

A word of warning though if I get ticked off might give you a raspberry....lol

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Ah, sweet Hufl! I am blessed and highly favored-in spite of my shortcomings! For the one and only true living God has imputed righteousness to me, and He is worthy of all and endless praise-even if He gave me nothing! God is so good, I can't even begin to understand it.

Amen to that my brother!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Soooooo how’s everyone else?? I managed to do some ketchups hahha good night to Jerry, may you sleep well. See ya later to Dan, have fun at work... the others in here as well, may you be blessed in all that you do and also HELLLLLLO TO OUR 33 GUESTS

It's now 35 guests LOL

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I have been told that I mustard try and ketchup on this thread but I mayo not be able to do so with almost 13,000 posts so this Blond will do the bestus she can and orange you glad I come bearing cookies.... of the most enjoyable kind....

We live in Florida so some beach theme cookies for all of you.

A word of warning though if I get ticked off might give you a raspberry....lol

Wow! Awesome Sister! You iz in charge of the cookies from now on! LOL

 

[Didymous]

Wonderful to see you brother Didy! Waaaasssuuuupppp LOL

You as well, dear lovely lady!

 

[JesusLives]

Wow! Awesome Sister! You iz in charge of the cookies from now on! LOL

Thanks for making me in charge of something usually I just get a charge out of things.....It can be electrifying....lol

 

[Didymous]

It's now 35 guests LOL

Where are they!?!?!? I wanna see!!!

 

[Didymous]

Where are they!?!?!? I wanna see!!!

Hey! It's 37 now!!

 

[tourist]

I believe that the socks time travel to another dimension.....Spock might know where they end up....

I'm sure that Spock can come up with a logical delusion to this mystery.

 

[Didymous]

Brat in NZ would definitely be applied similar to that of spoilt, greedy, “know it all” lol I just found this amusing because I can definitely picture Thomas saying it loud to me haha

Just so you lovelies know, I didn't mean it in an insulting way- more like, my little sister ate all the cookies!

 

[Didymous]

Mr & Mrs Peabody been bakin’ & makin’ cookies without me!!! Lol

That's cuz u atem all last time, Cookie-Cheeks!!!

 

[Didymous]

Jerry and Brother D have gone to bed! Lol

I was busy talking to my dad.

 

[Didymous]

Wait, that came out wrong hahaha lol... both have gone their seperate ways lol

Yeah, I was gonna say-I don't see any Jerry here! But even if so, as long as Jerry isn't a blanket hog.

 

[tourist]

Thank you for sharing

I try to be open as I can in some of my posts in the hope that someone may benefit from a few of my life's experiences. Of course, I write a lot of witty one-liners too 'cause that's part of who I am too. I try to not take myself too seriously. Lately, I've been trending towards the longer more substantive type of post in an effort to really get to know others. It has been my observation that most members really don't care one way or the other how I feel or what I might want to say. That's alright though, I don't let it bother me. We are only human after all.

 

[tourist]

I thought it was “if you want me”....

Yes, indeed that is how it goes and I'm sure that one day there will be a certain special someone that will definitely want you.

 

[tourist]

Mel's here YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYLOL How are you sweet gurl! Missed ya Sis

Everyone loves Mel, that's for sho.