Here, I'll do one for you now!
(No hate pls)
One day, in Teletubbie land, Jesus was walking on water when he saw a small beach. He saw many famous celebrities there, like Pewdiepie, Eminem, Wario, Brock (with his jelly-filled donuts, of course), and the Poop Emoji. He realised that he had stumbled into Meme Beach! His stomach started to rumble. He then saw a grand Pizza Hut just sitting right on the grassy terrain meets the sand of the beach. And so he went. However, everyone stared as he continued to walk to the Pizza Hut. The visitors there found it too spooky 4 them, so everyone panicked, took pictures, and ran off. Jesus wondered why everyone ran away, then he looked down. He was still walking on the water. He then said "Oh." and then continued to walk to the Pizza Hut. Finally, he reached the Pizza Hut, ate his lunch, and his hunger was gone.
The End!