Since I'm a jerk...
Only one of the following is true:
- My last name starts with 'A'.
- Ketchup over mayo anyday.
- My least favourite music artist is Rebecca Black.
- I sleep with a deformed Pikachu every night.
- I have two cats of the same species. I have only shown y'all one of them so far, though.
- I can speak Chinese fluently.
- I wear a meme keychain on my school bag.
So...which one is it?