Des' Calvinist Love-In
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Duel in the street
Pistol vs rifle
One must die
Because of a silly trifle
Grandpa grabs for his gun
SovereignGrace plays it calm
Grandpa struggles mightily
His gun's in his palm
The rifle sight get caught in the holster
SovereignGrace clears leather
His confidence bolsters
Gon turn Grandpa into a pile of feathers
Grandpa finally get the rifle freed
Just a little too late
He's down on his knees
He's now staring at the Pearly Gates
SovereignGrace blows the smoke from his gun
Walks over to his fallen foe
Grandpa is gone, Grandpa is done
Spraddled out like a year old doe
The moral of this poem is this
Be sure to know who's right
Never bring a rifle
To a pistol fight
Pistol vs rifle
One must die
Because of a silly trifle
Grandpa grabs for his gun
SovereignGrace plays it calm
Grandpa struggles mightily
His gun's in his palm
The rifle sight get caught in the holster
SovereignGrace clears leather
His confidence bolsters
Gon turn Grandpa into a pile of feathers
Grandpa finally get the rifle freed
Just a little too late
He's down on his knees
He's now staring at the Pearly Gates
SovereignGrace blows the smoke from his gun
Walks over to his fallen foe
Grandpa is gone, Grandpa is done
Spraddled out like a year old doe
The moral of this poem is this
Be sure to know who's right
Never bring a rifle
To a pistol fight
It's high noon
SG's on Main Street
What a goon
What a piece of meat
Eyes on the horizon
Look'n for Grandpa
His prize to be one
To put his own brand on
What that he sees
A glint in the sun?
300 away
SG's done
Now if he only listened to his pal Des and borrowed an AR. Maybe throw a ninja out to draw fire.
SG's on Main Street
What a goon
What a piece of meat
Eyes on the horizon
Look'n for Grandpa
His prize to be one
To put his own brand on
What that he sees
A glint in the sun?
300 away
SG's done
Now if he only listened to his pal Des and borrowed an AR. Maybe throw a ninja out to draw fire.
Des looks dumb
They say it's his disguise
But I know better
I see it in his eyes
I know he's dumb
It's easy to see
He can't count to 4
Unless you give him 1, 2, 3
WORD!!!
I mean this in jest
I mean thee no harm
If I hurt your feelings
I'll buy you a farm...not literally buy it, just to rhyme it
They say it's his disguise
But I know better
I see it in his eyes
I know he's dumb
It's easy to see
He can't count to 4
Unless you give him 1, 2, 3
WORD!!!
I mean this in jest
I mean thee no harm
If I hurt your feelings
I'll buy you a farm...not literally buy it, just to rhyme it
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Who said I was there
In that old western town?
Don't give me that stare
Or a surly frown
Mr. Miyagi taught me
It's foolish to fight
But when you do
Hook a good right
The trick is my absence
I'm not among you
Which doesn't make sense
Where is the Jew?
I'm miles away
A fine meal I dine
What is that click?
You stepped on my mine
BOOM!!!!
In that old western town?
Don't give me that stare
Or a surly frown
Mr. Miyagi taught me
It's foolish to fight
But when you do
Hook a good right
The trick is my absence
I'm not among you
Which doesn't make sense
Where is the Jew?
I'm miles away
A fine meal I dine
What is that click?
You stepped on my mine
BOOM!!!!
I triggered that mine
With a rock on the hill
Hope you don't choke
On that poison pill
The meal that you eat
Will be your last
When your brains on your plate
Hit from that gigantic blast
The hit man I hired
He loves his job
He assasinates ppl
For corn on the cob
The meal you ate
The wine you drank
Was the last thing tasted
Before to the ground you sank
I know I got you
No need to go further
I chased you down
With fiery fervor
I knew you was dead
When I went to your church
A fifth of liquor
And you never tried to slurp
WORD!!
With a rock on the hill
Hope you don't choke
On that poison pill
The meal that you eat
Will be your last
When your brains on your plate
Hit from that gigantic blast
The hit man I hired
He loves his job
He assasinates ppl
For corn on the cob
The meal you ate
The wine you drank
Was the last thing tasted
Before to the ground you sank
I know I got you
No need to go further
I chased you down
With fiery fervor
I knew you was dead
When I went to your church
A fifth of liquor
And you never tried to slurp
WORD!!
On the shoals of Araby
Grows a fine substance
A weed they say
Of amazing circumference
What use for this weed
The Hashashin said
If I put it in drink
It'll make people dead
He guarded the secret
For two hundred years
If any told
He'd cut of their ears
Captured it was though
On a wreck close to Cyprus
Satan's recipe
Writ on papyrus
Taken to Engand
Taken to to France
The crowns of both countries
Stopped many a dance
Tasteless in wine
Highly potent
Fit to exterminate
More than a rodent
Your substance insane
Made me not croon
For to iocane powder
I am immune
You should smile
You shouldn't revel
I laugh all the while
In the face of your devil
As sure as my eyes
Are a hue of azure
You were torn up in bed
By my hidden badger
Grows a fine substance
A weed they say
Of amazing circumference
What use for this weed
The Hashashin said
If I put it in drink
It'll make people dead
He guarded the secret
For two hundred years
If any told
He'd cut of their ears
Captured it was though
On a wreck close to Cyprus
Satan's recipe
Writ on papyrus
Taken to Engand
Taken to to France
The crowns of both countries
Stopped many a dance
Tasteless in wine
Highly potent
Fit to exterminate
More than a rodent
Your substance insane
Made me not croon
For to iocane powder
I am immune
You should smile
You shouldn't revel
I laugh all the while
In the face of your devil
As sure as my eyes
Are a hue of azure
You were torn up in bed
By my hidden badger
Balrog the Baptist
Versus Glass Joe the Presby
In a few minutes
Things gon get messy
Bell is rung
Signals round one
Balrog's left hook
That's knockdown # 1
Glass Joe gets up
Shakes the cobwebs out
A jab comes his way
And busts him in the mouth
He throws a right
But horribly misses
A boxer he's not
He fights like a sissy
Balrog throws a left
Right hook and uppercut
This fight is over
Desdichado, buttercup
The ref counts 10
Waves his arms in the air
The Baptist vs Presby
Just was not fair
They take Glass Joe out
On to the bar he goes
Just like Presbys and booze
They just can't say no
Versus Glass Joe the Presby
In a few minutes
Things gon get messy
Bell is rung
Signals round one
Balrog's left hook
That's knockdown # 1
Glass Joe gets up
Shakes the cobwebs out
A jab comes his way
And busts him in the mouth
He throws a right
But horribly misses
A boxer he's not
He fights like a sissy
Balrog throws a left
Right hook and uppercut
This fight is over
Desdichado, buttercup
The ref counts 10
Waves his arms in the air
The Baptist vs Presby
Just was not fair
They take Glass Joe out
On to the bar he goes
Just like Presbys and booze
They just can't say no
Des does his best
To be the poet
But he's not as good as SG
All on here know it
His choice of words is impressive
His sentence structure superb
He does not sadly know
The difference in a noun and a verb
Next time he goes to battle
He need not be alarmed
In the battle of wits with SG
Des was clearly unarmed
To be the poet
But he's not as good as SG
All on here know it
His choice of words is impressive
His sentence structure superb
He does not sadly know
The difference in a noun and a verb
Next time he goes to battle
He need not be alarmed
In the battle of wits with SG
Des was clearly unarmed