Streams of Consciousness & Thoughts~~~

  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
26,520
8,822
113
I would like a daiquiri stirred with a wooden stick, served at a hospital. So I can say "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc!"
 
L

LittleBit1987

Guest
I would like a daiquiri stirred with a wooden stick, served at a hospital. So I can say "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc!"

I laughed so hard I cried... Started coughing and couldn't breathe.. Lol wow. Shouldn't be that funny but golly it was! :p
 
Apr 8, 2016
566
18
0
I would like a daiquiri stirred with a wooden stick, served at a hospital. So I can say "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc!"
Just beware of this guy

I laughed so hard I cried... Started coughing and couldn't breathe.. Lol wow. Shouldn't be that funny but golly it was! :p
That's it! I'm quitting the career before it even gets started.
I can't possibly compete with this level of sophisticated humor.
I'd pack my bags and leave, 'cept I haven't got any.
And I couldn't carry them even I did. Anyways. :p
2016-04-19-19-22-03--20341812.jpeg
 

Attachments

L

LittleBit1987

Guest
That's it! I'm quitting the career before it even gets started.
I can't possibly compete with this level of sophisticated humor.
I'd pack my bags and leave, 'cept I haven't got any.
And I couldn't carry them even I did. Anyways. :p
View attachment 149964
It's ok....

I laugh at my own jokes too :eek:
 

cinder

Senior Member
Mar 26, 2014
4,411
2,405
113
So the sermon at church today was about being peaceable and how Godly people shouldn't quarrel over stupid things. I'm so tempted to post it in the BDF if I can get a recording of it.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
26,520
8,822
113
Nah, they'll just argue about what the pastor REALLY meant. :p
 
R

Rosesrock

Guest
So the sermon at church today was about being peaceable and how Godly people shouldn't quarrel over stupid things. I'm so tempted to post it in the BDF if I can get a recording of it.
If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. Rom 12:18
 
Aug 2, 2009
24,639
4,298
113
If any of you guys aren't too busy to say a prayer for me, please do. I really feel like I'm being attacked/harasssed by beezlebub lately. Just awkward little things that happen throughout the day that are strange and disturbing.

For example, yesterday I was driving with my mom and we were at a stop light and the driver of the truck in front of me was staring at me through his side mirror for some reason and at that moment I happened to say nooooooo to my mom in response to something she said and the guy was giving me this really dirty look and the light turned green and he just kept staring at me. Finally he moved forward after several seconds. What the hey?? Weird stuff like that has been happening to me this past week or so..
 
Sep 6, 2013
4,430
117
63
I was sitting at a red light, and an 18 wheeler passes slowly in front of me with a flat bed trailer stacked high with hundreds of bee hive boxes. There was a net over the entire cargo, and you could see the bees crawling all over it on the inside. Weirdest thing ever.

All I could think was how terrible it would be if that truck were ever involved in a wreck. O_O
 
T

Tintin

Guest
I was sitting at a red light, and an 18 wheeler passes slowly in front of me with a flat bed trailer stacked high with hundreds of bee hive boxes. There was a net over the entire cargo, and you could see the bees crawling all over it on the inside. Weirdest thing ever.

All I could think was how tasty it would be if that truck were ever involved in a wreck. O_O
Fixed it for you. ;)