that awkward moment when...

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why would you say that?

seriously I couldn't even get lightning to strike a kite I was flying in the middle of a thunderstorm. Ben Franklin was like rolling in his grave laughing

I said it because it's true. We enjoy your posts and company!
 
Well, unlike women, God must have a purpose to keep you alive... Wait, did you remember to attach a key?

please, you don't need a key. all you need is to be well grounded. since it was raining. the kite with string and me touching the ground provided a very good path to ground for the lightning strike,

guess i will have to wait until someone pulls a gun on me to try and rob me so i can laugh in his face and call him a wimp that won't shoot.
 
please, you don't need a key. all you need is to be well grounded. since it was raining. the kite with string and me touching the ground provided a very good path to ground for the lightning strike,

guess i will have to wait until someone pulls a gun on me to try and rob me so i can laugh in his face and call him a wimp that won't shoot.

Try lining the kite with copper!!! By far, the best conductor out there!
 
please, you don't need a key. all you need is to be well grounded. since it was raining. the kite with string and me touching the ground provided a very good path to ground for the lightning strike,

guess i will have to wait until someone pulls a gun on me to try and rob me so i can laugh in his face and call him a wimp that won't shoot.

Wisebeardman, I don't like imagining that. It's not amusing to me either.

You must realize by now that you possess something wonderfully unique & profound; in spite of your negative posts about yourself, you consistantly maintain a following of folks who really respect and care about you.