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James4redemption
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Subway makes me fart like a tugboat, so I tried a veggie sandwich and it still happens.
There's something in their bread man
There's something in their bread man
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Shouryu
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Subway makes me fart like a tugboat, so I tried a veggie sandwich and it still happens.
There's something in their bread man
Could be the cheese, if you're seriously lactose intolerant.
(I am only mildly intolerant, so I still get to enjoy most dairy products. But not straight-milk, unless it is the "lactose-free" milk. Well, I guess I could enjoy it...and then suffer later. And everyone else in the room suffers with me.)
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crosstweed
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Were the trees dangerous? Because I'm pretty sure being woken up by chainsaws at 7:30 is better than being woken up by a tree limb landing on your roof at 7:30.
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James4redemption
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I didn't have any cheese on it though...I'm tellin' you, that bread is suspect man.
No they weren't lol. They weren't even tall enough or near enough to reach a roof. He just wanted them down.
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crosstweed
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wwjd_kilden
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People need to stop saying 'its like the pot calling the kettle black'. I see or hear that phrase at least three times a day now..
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jennymae
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I was preparing a lengthy response here. Then I realized that the word of today was "vague" not "Vogue"...lol
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crosstweed
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*Walks merrily along way, suddenly becomes aware of unpleasant feeling...*
"Huh. Something is wrong... I feel... lack of connectiony with humans... love meter is feeling low... I FEEL HOLLOW."
Feeling persists and grows for a few days, in spite of hanging out with friends.
Then I had a revelation, as of 10 minutes ago.
"OOOHHHH! IT'S CALLED LONELINESS! THAAAAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW... Wait.... HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET WHAT LONELINESS IS!? HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?"
*Is very confused by this strange turn of events.*
"Huh. Something is wrong... I feel... lack of connectiony with humans... love meter is feeling low... I FEEL HOLLOW."
Feeling persists and grows for a few days, in spite of hanging out with friends.
Then I had a revelation, as of 10 minutes ago.
"OOOHHHH! IT'S CALLED LONELINESS! THAAAAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW... Wait.... HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET WHAT LONELINESS IS!? HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?"
*Is very confused by this strange turn of events.*
Everyone I know, everywhere I go
People need some reason to believe
I don't know about anyone but me
If it takes all night, that'll be all right
If I can get you to smile before I leave
Running on, running on empty
Running on, running blind
Running on, running into the sun
But I'm running behind...
[video=youtube;ySK0fIGB3AA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySK0fIGB3AA[/video]
People need some reason to believe
I don't know about anyone but me
If it takes all night, that'll be all right
If I can get you to smile before I leave
Running on, running on empty
Running on, running blind
Running on, running into the sun
But I'm running behind...
[video=youtube;ySK0fIGB3AA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySK0fIGB3AA[/video]
See? This is why pot needs to be illegal.
Bummer. I was so looking forward to
the vaguery being responded to by you, en vogue.
Hey, maybe someday we can all hangout and be lonely together!*Walks merrily along way, suddenly becomes aware of unpleasant feeling...*
"Huh. Something is wrong... I feel... lack of connectiony with humans... love meter is feeling low... I FEEL HOLLOW."
Feeling persists and grows for a few days, in spite of hanging out with friends.
Then I had a revelation, as of 10 minutes ago.
"OOOHHHH! IT'S CALLED LONELINESS! THAAAAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW... Wait.... HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET WHAT LONELINESS IS!? HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?"
*Is very confused by this strange turn of events.*
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LittleBit1987
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Lilbit... doesn't like onions.... she picks onions off her burgers...
Me and onions are not friends lol
Me and onions are not friends lol
I guess i didnt post it right. Its a pic of big onion bags labeled onions but they're all filled with corn on the cob.