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sydlit

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MollyConnor said:
I just noticed that it was her. :(
When I did that post I didn't know it was her. :(
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Stay tuned, though, or get back to me tomorrow. Btw, didn't Abing and Skittle Pumpkin have a collaboration going on, artistically? I haven't seen her in a while, either. I really miss her. She was very sweet and very talented. Her and Abing both were. ARE! that is!

Addison said:
Oh no.

I lost her as a friend too.

This is completely unacceptable. :(
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We need to organize a search party. (Uh-oh, I said party.....:cool:)
 
AsifinPassing

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That awkward moment where you hear someone say something that you either have no response to or choose not to express the response which you have...

 
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missy2014

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when you see in the BDF "hyper grace adherents'' hahaahahhaa uh hah that is too funny
ADHERENTS? WHAT THE CHEESECAKE! talk simpler man
 
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missy2014

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if it was me I d rather put "cheese cake adherents " the problem with eating cheesecake at midnight feast
 
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missy2014

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I really want to rub it in and say "adhesive adherents" haha that sounds fancy uh.......
 
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That awkward moment when your best friend texts you because she accidentally vacuumed up some of the cremated remains of her employer's relatives that they were storing in the closet she was cleaning during one of her housecleaning jobs...



 
zeroturbulence

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crosstweed said:
That awkward moment when your best friend texts you because she accidentally vacuumed up some of the cremated remains of her employer's relatives that they were storing in the closet she was cleaning during one of her housecleaning jobs...
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That is... beyond words.

But why in the world are they in her closet and not in her employer's posession?????!!!

And... why are they not in a sealed plastic bag??!?!?!?!??!?!!

 
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crosstweed

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zeroturbulence said:
That is... beyond words.

But why in the world are they in her closet and not in her employer's posession?????!!!

And... why are they not in a sealed plastic bag??!?!?!?!??!?!!

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It was her employer's closet. She's a housecleaner.

Apparently... the box or bag leaked.
 
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Most hilarious story! :D

crosstweed said:
That awkward moment when your best friend texts you because she accidentally vacuumed up some of the cremated remains of her employer's relatives that they were storing in the closet she was cleaning during one of her housecleaning jobs...



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A few days ago, I was watching a 2-year old boy. I was reading him a book as he was sitting on my lap. My phone was in my front pocket and I received a phone call, so the phone began to vibrate. The boy got wide-eyed and said in a very serious tone, "I'm pooping."
 
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shineyourlight said:
A few days ago, I was watching a 2-year old boy. I was reading him a book as he was sitting on my lap. My phone was in my front pocket and I received a phone call, so the phone began to vibrate. The boy got wide-eyed and said in a very serious tone, "I'm pooping."
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I can see it now. Lol :D

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when you sneeze while eating rice in front of everyone

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crosstweed

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My friend's 4 year old is sitting on my lap, looking up at me happily and adoringly and enjoying my company. And then:
"Why are there red spots on your face?"

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Me: "Because sometimes my hormones act up. It's part of growing up. It happens, unfortunately."

Kids are awesome.
 
mailmandan

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That awkward moment when your first kitesurfing lesson doesn't go so well. :p

 
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Farting in an elevator. As soon as I do it, I ask if anyone else smells popcorn. Everyone takes a good whiff and discovers...nope, not popcorn.

I'm a jerk.
 
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Lost_sheep said:
Farting in an elevator. As soon as I do it, I ask if anyone else smells popcorn. Everyone takes a good whiff and discovers...nope, not popcorn.

I'm a jerk.
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Even if you don't care about exercise, this is a really good reason to take the stairs.
 
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Guy at Walmart....total stranger in the air freshener aisle says to me.....

"Sigh....I love Glade Plug Ins don't you? When I wake in the morning my home is like a Colorado springtime in the mountains..."

I'm thinkin "Okeeeee....thanks for sharing" lol

I think he was so impressed with the air fresheners he performed 'Swan Lake' all the way to the pasta department lol

Happy man was he...I tell you lol
Praise God! :)
 
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skylove7 said:
Guy at Walmart....total stranger in the air freshener aisle says to me.....

"Sigh....I love Glade Plug Ins don't you? When I wake in the morning my home is like a Colorado springtime in the mountains..."

I'm thinkin "Okeeeee....thanks for sharing" lol

I think he was so impressed with the air fresheners he performed 'Swan Lake' all the way to the pasta department lol

Happy man was he...I tell you lol
Praise God! :)
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Maybe he plugged one in and was inhaling the fumes.
 
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