You go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and don't turn on the light.. and step in cat poop because the cat missed her potty box by literally two inches.. :/ #true story
I dunno, some of those energy drinks pack enough caffeine to make you pop your back...patient: [asks about insurance]
me: you do have chiropractic beverages....
i mean benefits.
-_-
patient: [asks about insurance]
me: you do have chiropractic beverages....
i mean benefits.
-_-
I dunno, some of those energy drinks pack enough caffeine to make you pop your back...
Did her hair smell good? lolWhen you get caught sniffing her hair
Did her hair smell good? lol
Been there.When old people try to set you up with their son/grandson...
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Been there.
Double awkward if the person they are trying to set you up with is way younger or older than you. Before my hair started turning grey people were always low-balling my age. Well-meaning elders would pair me up with girls ten years my junior, and when I'm 24 that gets awkward fast.
Tell me about it... one of the last times it happened I was talking to this old guy I know and he was complaining about how his 40 year-old son was a mooch and an idiot and had bad taste in women and how his last girlfriend had stolen money from him and he kept taking her back. Then... "I wish he'd find himself a nice girl like you. Hey, you're not interested in a good-for-nothing 40 year old man, are you?"
LOL "No."
"Well, I don't blame you."
He was kidding at least, but then there was this old guy at the fair I'd never met before... he called my over specifically to talk to me about setting me up with one of his grandsons... LOL.
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...but what if this was his grandson:
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...but what if this was his grandson:
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