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melita916 said:
that awkward moment when a patient says he/she has met his/her deductible, and when you check, the deductible hasn't been met so you gotta tell a person -_-
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Deductible = boyfriend/girlfriend, right. :P So they're pretending they're not single, but they are? You caught them out. Dem skillzzzz, Melita. Dem skillzzzz.
 
melita916 said:
I try lol



Tintin, wat? Lol!
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I totally read your post as you talking about your clients and I understood them 'not meeting their deductible' as them being people pretending to have met their deductible, but not really. Obviously, I understood 'deductible' to be their significant other. I think I was influenced by the good news that you have a deductible. Haha!
 
Tintin said:
I totally read your post as you talking about your clients and I understood them 'not meeting their deductible' as them being people pretending to have met their deductible, but not really. Obviously, I understood 'deductible' to be their significant other. I think I was influenced by the good news that you have a deductible. Haha!
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Hahahahahahahaha. Silly Tintin :)
 
Tintin said:
I totally read your post as you talking about your clients and I understood them 'not meeting their deductible' as them being people pretending to have met their deductible, but not really. Obviously, I understood 'deductible' to be their significant other. I think I was influenced by the good news that you have a deductible. Haha!
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Plot Twist: They counter with "Im a bigendered schizophrenic with multiple personalities". In that case, you better just write off that part of the deductible. Because you might get sued :p. These days they could even be married to themselves.
 
Donkeyfish07 said:
Plot Twist: They counter with "Im a bigendered schizophrenic with multiple personalities". In that case, you better just write off that part of the deductible. Because you might get sued :p. These days they could even be married to themselves.
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Haha! ...or their favourite park bench or amusement ride.

No, really.
 
Tintin said:
Haha! ...or their favourite park bench or amusement ride.

No, really.
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I know! Does it make me morbid laughing about the fact that my post could quite literally be interpreted as good advice worthy of taking seriously if it actually happened? Lol
 
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