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that awkward moment when an elderly lady asks you how many children you have...

when you don't have children.
 
That awkward moment when you don't understand what the customer service guy is saying... At all.
 
melita916 said:
that awkward moment when an elderly lady asks you how many children you have...

when you don't have children.
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Better for it to be an old lady than a DOCTOR!!!

True story. I went to a new doctor (who was older as well, probably late 60's) and he asked, "How many children have you had?"

"NONE!" I told him.

"Oh... well... it's just... I saw some reddish marks on your stomach... and assumed they were stretch marks from having children..."

Wow. I sure hope this guy doesn't moonlight as a surgeon.
 
seoulsearch said:
Better for it to be an old lady than a DOCTOR!!!

True story. I went to a new doctor (who was older as well, probably late 60's) and he asked, "How many children have you had?"

"NONE!" I told him.

"Oh... well... it's just... I saw some reddish marks on your stomach... and assumed they were stretch marks from having children..."

Wow. I sure hope this guy doesn't moonlight as a surgeon.
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Yikes, Kim. I would've slapped him in the head. :P
 
seoulsearch said:
Better for it to be an old lady than a DOCTOR!!!

True story. I went to a new doctor (who was older as well, probably late 60's) and he asked, "How many children have you had?"

"NONE!" I told him.

"Oh... well... it's just... I saw some reddish marks on your stomach... and assumed they were stretch marks from having children..."

Wow. I sure hope this guy doesn't moonlight as a surgeon.
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Lol...or Kim better yet.
Since you and I are single perhaps you can share the awkward moments with me.
I have had doctors say
Doc: "Are you pregnant?"
Me: "No"
Doc : "Your'e not pregnant?"
Me: "No"
Doc :" Are you sure?"


I'm thinkin in my head
"NO even! Sheesh! What do ya want me to do? I don't have a man even right now!" Lol
 
I usually enjoy having a larger size purse so I can store anything I may need in case of an emergency and everyone gives me such a hard time about it and I enjoy that. Well the other morning I realized my purse wasn't big enough, go figure. I think I may need to rethink the items I put in it. But hey, I always thought guys love it when a woman is prepared for anything :confused:

For the record I can go places without my purse even though I may need to grab a couple things
 
that awkward moment you get caught smelling your brand new coconut scented chapstick and a group of teens mistake it for a duck face hello and do the duck face / peace sign at you. (very awkward indeed) Then your mother turns around and asks " What was that about, do you know them?" very loudly. I will try to never smell a new scent of chapstick in public again!
 
cmarieh said:
I usually enjoy having a larger size purse so I can store anything I may need in case of an emergency and everyone gives me such a hard time about it and I enjoy that. Well the other morning I realized my purse wasn't big enough, go figure. I think I may need to rethink the items I put in it. But hey, I always thought guys love it when a woman is prepared for anything :confused:

For the record I can go places without my purse even though I may need to grab a couple things
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That's my backpack lol. It's hard not to carry everywhere! Plus you never realize how heavy your backpack or urse is until someone else picks it up
 
peppers said:
that awkward moment you get caught smelling your brand new coconut scented chapstick and a group of teens mistake it for a duck face hello and do the duck face / peace sign at you. (very awkward indeed) Then your mother turns around and asks " What was that about, do you know them?" very loudly. I will try to never smell a new scent of chapstick in public again!
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Duck face hello? Haha! Oh, dear. Come quickly, Jesus! ;)
 
That awkward moment when you see a dancing Santa and snowman in Home Depot... On the second Friday of October.
 
I was browsing the novelty section of a department store last weekend...
And they had a 'Mister Roger's Neighborhood' dress up doll

Apparently you can change his Cardigan sweaters daily

I'm like....."Why?" Lol
 
peppers said:
That's my backpack lol. It's hard not to carry everywhere! Plus you never realize how heavy your backpack or urse is until someone else picks it up
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Ain't that the truth! When I was on crutches the summer before last I had a couple guys offer to carry my bag (s) for me which was really sweet and they both were surprised with how heavy they were, but then I showed them everything I had and thought I was very smart for planning ahead for the inevitable. Speaking of I need to put my umbrella in mine. Lol
 
That awkward moment when you and your nephews are hanging out at a parking lot because you don't want to go in the airport cuz they charge you a ridiculous amount just to enter and all you gotta do is pick up people -_-
 
cmarieh said:
Ain't that the truth! When I was on crutches the summer before last I had a couple guys offer to carry my bag (s) for me which was really sweet and they both were surprised with how heavy they were, but then I showed them everything I had and thought I was very smart for planning ahead for the inevitable. Speaking of I need to put my umbrella in mine. Lol
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I need to grab my umbrella too lol! Thanks for reminding me. Going for a hike and it might just rain on us.
 
That awkward moment when you stand in line to return clothes at Kohl's only to find out that's not where you purchased them. That just happened to my wife. lol
 
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