Why we still single?

[Lynx]

Hey it was Henny Youngman, not me! I just report what I heard.

 

[Tinkerbell725]

Maybe because God is keeping us away from each other until we are both ready. Its only by God's grace that we will meet for we are not entitled to anything. All we can do is be contented and grateful while we wait and hope upon God's will.

 

[thecreationtutor]

Older I get, the older women get, the more picky they are and unrealistic it seems.

 

[jeremyPJ]

I'm pickier about whom I choose to spend my free time with than I used to be. I'm ready for quality life...
Had quite a few chances over the last few years to date, but I stepped back and realized the conditions weren't my conditions. After all it takes two. Not 1 and a half, or 1 and a little bit. And definitely not 1 and 1 who cares less.

 

[Olerica]

Older I get, the older women get, the more picky they are and unrealistic it seems.

On both sides of that coin, in my experience. That said? Weeds out anyone who isn't finding me captivating. Right?

 

[skylove7]

Lol....seems like I have waited a lifetime to find 'the one' that will truly...deeply love me
Not dating right now....but

Til then I painted half my heart

I shall complete the other half when I find him

Feel free to giggle at my sentiment lol

I do myself haha

Ah well lol
A poet's heart can never change

 

[JesusLives]

Lol....seems like I have waited a lifetime to find 'the one' that will truly...deeply love me
Not dating right now....but

Til then I painted half my heart

I shall complete the other half when I find him

Feel free to giggle at my sentiment lol

I do myself haha

Ah well lol
A poet's heart can never change


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You go ahead and finish painting that heart because God loves you more than any man can.....luvs.....Dar/JesusLives

 

[JesusLives]

Older I get, the older women get, the more picky they are and unrealistic it seems.

Something must be wrong with this Blond.....the older I got the less picky I got....my list finally got down to just one thing.....Must be breathing.....lol

 

[cmarieh]

Something must be wrong with this Blond.....the older I got the less picky I got....my list finally got down to just one thing.....Must be breathing.....lol

That reminds me of a story. The nurse called me back at urgent care last week and was checking my blood pressure and pulse and told me what it was and I responded with at least I have one. Lol
He responded back by saying if I didn't he would have to run out of the room because of the zombies coming to get him

 

[chenly]

Because God has a better plan. Just wait for the right time, right moment and right man.

 

[skylove7]

Well I'm still single because....

The moon never did shine on Barney Fife eating a Pastrami on Rye,.... while the stars aligned half past a Yellow- bellied Sapsucker's tail feather is all I know.

 

[resurrection33]

state you reason..

I decided a long time ago I didn't want to get married. Before that, no woman was silly enough to marry me.

 

[Maria27]

i continuate single =(

 

[melita916]

this is why i'm single:

 

[Olerica]

this is why i'm single:

I'm somewhere in the middle of this. If I like you, I want to know if you like mustard and hot sauce. Cause that's how I roll.

 

[maxwel]

Why am I single, hmmm.



Whenever I drag a girl into my cave...

she always escapes before I can roll the big rock over the entrance.

 

[Mitspa]

Why am I single, hmmm.



Whenever I drag a girl into my cave...

she always escapes before I can roll the big rock over the entrance.

your supposed to knock her out first....No wonder your not married

 

[Dino246]

your supposed to knock her out first....No wonder your not married

Words escape me. Some laughter, too.

 

[Tintin]

this is why i'm single:

How can that guy not like dinosaurs? Dinosaurs are awesome.

 

[skylove7]

There is beauty in patience

Though sometimes the wait can be like waiting for a Slinky to go 'up' the stairs lol

But true love
Is always worth it in the end