that awkward moment when...

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CarolSampaio

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melita916 said:
That awkward moment no one wants to teach you dem skillzzzzz.
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You only got dem skillzzz when you are able to attract the one you wanna be with... if you attract someone you don't wanna be with, that's just bad aim... or mean (if you do it on purpose)...

I never attract anyone... and in the rare ocasion it happens, it's just the wrong guy... :( so, no dem skillzzz here...

And I'm still feeling terrible... :(
 
BruceWayne

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CarolSampaio said:
You only got dem skillzzz when you are able to attract the one you wanna be with... if you attract someone you don't wanna be with, that's just bad aim... or mean (if you do it on purpose)...

I never attract anyone... and in the rare ocasion it happens, it's just the wrong guy... :( so, no dem skillzzz here...

And I'm still feeling terrible... :(
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Congratulations, you received my 500th 'like'. You should feel honored :p
 
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CarolSampaio

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BruceWayne said:
Congratulations, you received my 500th 'like'. You should feel honored :p
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Huahuahuahuahua of course!! I'm sorry!! I apologize for my rudeness!!

And therefore I proclaim that I feel profoundly honored by your like!! :) Thank you for your kindness, good Sir!!! :)

 
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CarolSampaio

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BruceWayne said:
Haha! Profoundly honored? That sounds about right :p.

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Is it wrong?? Should I have said deeply?? Dang... sometimes I just translate what sounds better in Portuguese straight to English... the result isn't always the best...

But you got the message!! :)
 
maxwel

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CarolSampaio said:
You only got dem skillzzz when you are able to attract the one you wanna be with... if you attract someone you don't wanna be with, that's just bad aim... or mean (if you do it on purpose)...

I never attract anyone... and in the rare ocasion it happens, it's just the wrong guy... :( so, no dem skillzzz here...

And I'm still feeling terrible... :(
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Bad aim.
That would explain a lot.

Maybe it's my depth perception.
: )
 
melita916

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BruceWayne said:
By the time shineyourlight actually teaches you, you may be the only 60 year old with dem skillzzzz.
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So... you're saying I'll be single for the next 28 years cuz i won't have skills til then? :(

:p
 
shineyourlight

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BruceWayne said:
By the time shineyourlight actually teaches you, you may be the only 60 year old with dem skillzzzz.
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Unfortunately, I gave out the last of my skills the other day.

Melita, my dear friend, you missed out.

Once I acquire some more, I will definitely teach you them skills.
 
melita916

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shineyourlight said:
Unfortunately, I gave out the last of my skills the other day.

Melita, my dear friend, you missed out.

Once I acquire some more, I will definitely teach you them skills.
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When will that be? I gots plans! Lol
 
Lynx

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*sigh*

Part of dem skillzzzz is being patient and at least acting like you have plenty of options. Doesn't matter if you feel this guy is your last chance, act like you have all the time in the world and many choices.

On the other hand, what do I know? I've never even been on a date. Ignore me, I'm just a monkey typing on a keyboard. :p
 
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