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M
Sometimes I wish I could post in here vlog style so that when I tell a story, everyone could get a better sense of the utter absurdity. But then again, maybe it's better Not to emphasize that...
I just got into a...a BRAWL with a dark chocolate bar. I whacked it with a meat tenderizer, and it fought back, hardcore. I don't know who won, but the foil wrapper most definitely lost.
So today's lesson has been: ...never mind, I didn't actually learn anything.
I just got into a...a BRAWL with a dark chocolate bar. I whacked it with a meat tenderizer, and it fought back, hardcore. I don't know who won, but the foil wrapper most definitely lost.
So today's lesson has been: ...never mind, I didn't actually learn anything.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blo...ookPost&utm_medium=FBPost&utm_campaign=FBPost
So there is this, I found it fascinating, maybe you will too.
So there is this, I found it fascinating, maybe you will too.
M
Beware of poems
that escape my brain
they might kind of rhyme
but they're mostly insane
like the folks in straight jackets
or like snakes on a plane
I'm sorry for this
but it lessens the pain
if I could siphon it out
through my ear or my nose
I totally would, but I don't have a hose
yeah, that's pretty weird...
oops, my phone up and froze
That's not even true
but there wasn't a rhyme
for whatever I said
now I'm just wasting time
it just doesn't make sense
that I'm feeling so small
yet at the same time
like I can conquer it all
Like I'm on top of the world
like curling up in a ball
like I'm an ant to be squished
like I'm a hundred feet tall
I hate that I'm like this,
so publicly strange
a book that you start
but stop after one page
a show that goes on
and gets booed off the stage
a ticking time bomb
that explodes in your face
Maybe this helped,
maybe now I can sleep
after showing my poisonous side
to you peeps...
gosh this is bad
and I'm sorry once more
for this craptastic poem...
I'll show myself to the door.
that escape my brain
they might kind of rhyme
but they're mostly insane
like the folks in straight jackets
or like snakes on a plane
I'm sorry for this
but it lessens the pain
if I could siphon it out
through my ear or my nose
I totally would, but I don't have a hose
yeah, that's pretty weird...
oops, my phone up and froze
That's not even true
but there wasn't a rhyme
for whatever I said
now I'm just wasting time
it just doesn't make sense
that I'm feeling so small
yet at the same time
like I can conquer it all
Like I'm on top of the world
like curling up in a ball
like I'm an ant to be squished
like I'm a hundred feet tall
I hate that I'm like this,
so publicly strange
a book that you start
but stop after one page
a show that goes on
and gets booed off the stage
a ticking time bomb
that explodes in your face
Maybe this helped,
maybe now I can sleep
after showing my poisonous side
to you peeps...
gosh this is bad
and I'm sorry once more
for this craptastic poem...
I'll show myself to the door.
This is a promising idea. I may have found a new career path. Let's see now girlfriend bagels should be warm and sweet and welcoming. And require you to continue to spend lots of money on them to keep the relationship going. Maybe we could shape them like the bathroom sign lady. We could make them gluten free too. And advertise them as: Girlfriend bagels, the bagels every girlfriend can eat.
Remind me to send you copies of my more random song parodies: about laundry, flying toy gliders, math class, and ummm oh and driving in crazy foreign traffic.
You're in good company, we like your crazy.
Remind me to send you copies of my more random song parodies: about laundry, flying toy gliders, math class, and ummm oh and driving in crazy foreign traffic.
You're in good company, we like your crazy.
C
Cinder... whenever I read your name... have you read or heard about the books The Name of the Wind and The Wise Man's Fear???
Let's just say the a guy named Cinder is a really, really, really bad guy... the sort of Sauron bad... however in a more stealth kind of way...
So... your name, to me at least, is so.... menacing!!!
I LIKE IT!!!
Let's just say the a guy named Cinder is a really, really, really bad guy... the sort of Sauron bad... however in a more stealth kind of way...
So... your name, to me at least, is so.... menacing!!!
I LIKE IT!!!