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shineyourlight

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JGuy said:
Thanks.... and I thought I was going to go to sleep early tonight until you posted this! :p
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You're not. Why? because you're going to be staying up late watching awesome things instead. Like, cats.
 
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JGuy said:
I literally heard Steven Wright - the comedian - say something like that once. It was in St Thomas. I didn't want to bust his secret as I saw he was with family on vacation, but my buddy wasn't as compassionate. He asked him across a parking lot, "Hey mister...are you Steven Wright?!" ... Steven calmly replied in his very boring monotone stage voice "Yes. Yes I am.". At the time, it was hilarious. :p ... but maybe I just laugh too easily..idk.
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Haha that is pretty funny and I definitely typed that in a very boring monotone voice.
 
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shineyourlight said:
The awkward moment you're hanging out with friends, and you start up a conversation with your friend's two year old boy. As the conversation nears an end, I say, "Levi, I love you."

His response?

"No, you old geezer."
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Stranger danger?
 
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shineyourlight said:
The awkward moment you're hanging out with friends, and you start up a conversation with your friend's two year old boy. As the conversation nears an end, I say, "Levi, I love you."

His response?

"No, you old geezer."
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Naughty boy.
 
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I'm way too obvious. I don't pat down my pockets. I just turn and walk in the correct direction with a sheepish look on my face.
 
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Tintin said:
I'm way too obvious. I don't pat down my pockets. I just turn and walk in the correct direction with a sheepish look on my face.
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I always bring one of my hands to my forehead as if I'd forgotten something... the only time I didn't I just started laughing at myself...

I'm that pathetic...
 
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The awkward moment when your roommate moves out of your place and her Dad comes to help her. He excuses himself to use my bathroom and after a while, he comes out, he says, "I suggest you never use the bathroom again and stay out of it for quite some time."

I laughed outwardly and said, "That's fine. No biggie." but inwardly, I'm cringing and using bleach on everything afterwards.....
 
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shineyourlight said:
The awkward moment when your roommate moves out of your place and her Dad comes to help her. He excuses himself to use my bathroom and after a while, he comes out, he says, "I suggest you never use the bathroom again and stay out of it for quite some time."

I laughed outwardly and said, "That's fine. No biggie." but inwardly, I'm cringing and using bleach on everything afterwards.....
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Ugh. He should've lit a match and cleaned the toilet himself.
 
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shineyourlight said:
The awkward moment when your roommate moves out of your place and her Dad comes to help her. He excuses himself to use my bathroom and after a while, he comes out, he says, "I suggest you never use the bathroom again and stay out of it for quite some time."

I laughed outwardly and said, "That's fine. No biggie." but inwardly, I'm cringing and using bleach on everything afterwards.....
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Lord and lady.... o_O

That is so not.... one just doesn't....

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shineyourlight said:
The awkward moment when your roommate moves out of your place and her Dad comes to help her. He excuses himself to use my bathroom and after a while, he comes out, he says, "I suggest you never use the bathroom again and stay out of it for quite some time."

I laughed outwardly and said, "That's fine. No biggie." but inwardly, I'm cringing and using bleach on everything afterwards.....
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Whats worse is when a family member does it and they always are present for holidays and make a public announcement doing so and you can't really say anything.

I do agree its nasty
 
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Tintin said:
Ugh. He should've lit a match and cleaned the toilet himself.
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Well, Saturday's are typically my all-day cleaning day but because I had plans this past Saturday, today is mine. So it's going to get cleaned somehow lol

I just won't be looking forward to the bathroom now.

TinTin, you should just come and clean it for me. Or anyone else for that matter.
 
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shineyourlight said:
Well, Saturday's are typically my all-day cleaning day but because I had plans this past Saturday, today is mine. So it's going to get cleaned somehow lol

I just won't be looking forward to the bathroom now.

TinTin, you should just come and clean it for me. Or anyone else for that matter.
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I don't know about anybody else, but I enjoy cleaning
 
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shineyourlight said:
TinTin, you should just come and clean it for me. Or anyone else for that matter.
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I have a sacred part of my income that I set aside and use only for house cleaning... If I have to stop going out, or eating out, or buying things I want, it's ok... but nobody touches the house cleaning money...

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CarolSampaio said:
I have a sacred part of my income that I set aside and use only for house cleaning... If I have to stop going out, or eating out, or buying things I want, it's ok... but nobody touches the house cleaning money...

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Oh, I don't do that. I just put it in the budget for my groceries. :) :)

But, that's a good idea. I enjoy cleaning and keeping my place tidy!
 
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the awkward moment when the office phone keeps ringing, interrupting me from posting on cc.
 
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