Speak Your Mind.

  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
melita916

melita916

Senior Member
#39,603
Aug 12, 2011
10,456
2,682
113
#39,603
hey friends.

i haven't been sleeping well the past couple of days. i think this morning, my body is saying "nope!"

hope i can make it at work. sometimes, when i don't get enough sleep, i get an ugly headache :(
 
mailmandan

mailmandan

Senior Member
#39,604
Apr 7, 2014
25,284
13,246
113
58
#39,604
Good morning everyone! It's raining outside and today is my day off from work this week. :)

Check out our new dog (in my profile picture...couldn't get the picture to paste into this post...help!). Just got her last night. She is very playful and lovable! :)
 
S

skylove7

Guest
#39,605
#39,605
JennyMae...you asked Frank..
"Who is Psywasom?"

Not sure....
But I know its not Psycomoms' Karate Kid son

Psywas-om...Psywas-off

:) Forgive me...I had to Ellie lol
I love you

I don't know where my mind is even this morning :)
 
S

skylove7

Guest
#39,611
#39,611
Lol Carol.
Budman brought out my best features in that picture this morning :)

The lighting was bad though lol
 
melita916

melita916

Senior Member
#39,614
Aug 12, 2011
10,456
2,682
113
#39,614
i just saw someone with a shirt that says, "on wednesdays, we wear black."

i need that shirt in my life.
 
posthuman

posthuman

Senior Member
#39,619
Jul 31, 2013
37,423
13,363
113
#39,619
_____________________________________________________
11813417_786593341449776_5810240406458003785_n.jpg
 
P

phil112

Guest
#39,620
#39,620
Come on, smile! :D


A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.