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EdisonTrent
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¡Santo Dios!
The neighbor of one of my friends had a dog like that...
Now it rests in peace.
It was "poisoned" for being that annoying.
Awww poor dog only has one leg and a nub
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Awww poor dog only has one leg and a nub
1. Go to a place where you can have hard copy pictures done and sing "Someday My Prints Will Come" while you're waiting.
2. Sing the songs "Let it Go" and "My Heart Will Go On" back to back, in a loop.
3. Leave the toilet seat up and say it's because you don't like "ring around the behind"
4. If you're dating someone from the DMV, make him/her wait in line to see you.
5. Keep a cow moo sound effect device in your pocket and press the button on it each time you bite into a hamburger.
6. Tell everyone that you like, I mean REALLY like, video games
7. If you're a guy, say that you never want to get married or have kids.
8. If you're able to listen to music at your job, put on some headphones and start singing "Lido Shuffle" by Boz Skaggs
9. Say that all the world's chocolate is GMO and full of gluten.
10. Buy a cell phone pocket case that looks like the inside of a pants pocket pooched out.
2. Sing the songs "Let it Go" and "My Heart Will Go On" back to back, in a loop.
3. Leave the toilet seat up and say it's because you don't like "ring around the behind"
4. If you're dating someone from the DMV, make him/her wait in line to see you.
5. Keep a cow moo sound effect device in your pocket and press the button on it each time you bite into a hamburger.
6. Tell everyone that you like, I mean REALLY like, video games
7. If you're a guy, say that you never want to get married or have kids.
8. If you're able to listen to music at your job, put on some headphones and start singing "Lido Shuffle" by Boz Skaggs
9. Say that all the world's chocolate is GMO and full of gluten.
10. Buy a cell phone pocket case that looks like the inside of a pants pocket pooched out.
Awww poor dog only has one leg and a nub
Hmm!
Chances are that she "lost" it, as a 1st warn...
This pic of a cute baby reminded me one grown person in CC´s membership...
Will you be annoyed guessing who he is? (I´d bet he is Canadian)
Will you be annoyed guessing who he is? (I´d bet he is Canadian)
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Miri
Guest
NotmebutHim;2150011 5. Keep a cow moo sound effect device in your pocket and press the button on it each time you bite into a hamburger. .[/QUOTE said:Thats really funny, will have to try that out in Macdonalds and see how many people
leave their burgers uneaten.
Speaking of annoying and McDonald's, a Christian friend of mine worked in an old
peoples home, they were having a bit of entertainment over Christmas and staff
were asked to put on a play and various scenes to entertain the people there.
So myself him and another person volunteered to do a bit of a skit. We ended
up in Macdonakds chatting about it trying to work something out.
In the end we came up with a version of "there's a hole in my bucket
dear lila, dear lila etc. But it went there's a hole in my bucket dear Rudolph
dear Rudolph, well fix it dear Santa etc.
My friend said, we have to have a quick run through of this to get it right. So
we quietly sat in Macdonads singing away, but couldn't stop laughing and we
got louder and louder, honest we sat there crying with laughing singing
there's a hole in my bucket dear Rudolph dear Rudolph in hysterics.
We were about half way through when we looked up and realised everyone
was watching and just burst out laughing again.
This probably ticks all the boxes for annoying.
That´s not your fault!
It was mine!
THANK YOU! IT IS SO KIND 
...BUT ...why are you laughing?
WANNA kiss you?
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atwhatcost
Guest
That ninth one isn't annoying. That's just mean...
Wait? Doesn't that mean I'd get more chocolate?
Great idea!!!
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Miri
Guest
Then say in a loud voice you don't think you are going to make it to the
bathroom quickly enough!
Or announce that you messed yourself. LOL!
Or your bladder jumped out of your body and is dragging you around by the arm.
Ouch!
I got concerned...
I will behave.
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Miri
Guest
When your mobile phone goes off in the middle of the prayer
meeting - just smile sweetly and tell the people its your doctor texting
with the blood test results and apparently you are highly contagious.
meeting - just smile sweetly and tell the people its your doctor texting
with the blood test results and apparently you are highly contagious.
True story. Few weeks ago, my allergies were so bad, the VA Doctor had me wearing one of those masks everywhere. Should have seen the looks on the faces of the folks when I walked into Wednesday night Bible Study.
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Miri
Guest
True story. Few weeks ago, my allergies were so bad, the VA Doctor had me wearing one of those masks everywhere. Should have seen the looks on the faces of the folks when I walked into Wednesday night Bible Study.
Did they think it was a darth vader impersonation. Lol