How to annoy people

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When someone says "needless to say" after they have said something.

Or, it is what it is.

Well it can't be what its not. Needless to say.
 
Reborn said:
Selfies.
Taking a lot of selfies.


With the invention of the selfie, l knew we entered into the end times.
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I should do that. Annoyed isn't the description of what would happen, since I don't have a camera on my phone. So picture a 1990's landline, someone picks it up high into the air, smiles and clicks the redial button. That would be the reaction people would give me if I did a selfie. lol
 
atwhatcost said:
I stayed wrinkle free the easier way for the longest time. I got fat. Kind of puffed out any chance for a wrinkle to form. Only problem? Now I'm losing weight and the wrinkles have, not only caught up to the reality, but, whoa! I think I passed reality. (Oh come on. Stop saying "Duh now!" lol)

As for gray hair, somewhere in my 20s, a few years after finding my first one, I decided I had to stop pulling them out in case it became a habit, I couldn't stop, and then I'd be bald. So I made a pact with myself. I decided when I hit 40 I was allowed to have gray hair. If it was too much before that, I'd dye my hair. It wasn't, although I do recall a couple of bouts of the gradually-washes-out kind of dye sometime in my 40s. I also know that it's not just the hair that goes lighter, the skin does too. So, I couldn't gradually-washes-out dye my hair blond, and I'm too lazy to really dye it so it would be half dyed and half roots, so, I'm 59 and "properly gray." Not too not-gray, and not too completely-white. Good enough. lol

(At 70, I better be white haired or I'm going to be annoyed with all the hair that refuses to go all the way.)
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I can teach you how to play the saxophone if you like, come on pucker up and blow
(apologise to the neighbours later!)




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cmarieh said:
Yes. I don't understand the concept of people taking selfies. I mean I get if you are trying to get a photo of yourself for a profile or trying to get a cute couple photo, but just limit yourself to one or two, its where they constantly take photos of themselves that is annoying.

What is really annoying is when you are trying to have a conversation with someone and they are constantly playing with their phone, or texting someone who is in the same room. I mean, I love having a phone because I like to be prepared for anything, like an emergency and I have had to use mine as that, but I don't live off of my phone. Those people drive me crazy
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From a non cell phone person's perspective. Texting? What is that? Wasn't the phone invented so we didn't have to be stuck with Moore's Code to communicate? We could just talk, so isn't texting devolving the purpose of a phone, instead of evolving it?

And don't worry, Dad keeps asking us what the point of the Internet is since a phone book does the same thing. lol
 
atwhatcost said:
I should do that. Annoyed isn't the description of what would happen, since I don't have a camera on my phone. So picture a 1990's landline, someone picks it up high into the air, smiles and clicks the redial button. That would be the reaction people would give me if I did a selfie. lol
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Isnt that called a box brownie camera.
 
skylove7 said:
Lol...cmarieh. Selfies do not bother me. But the ones that hang there tongue out can be annoying. :P My daughter tells me that there are girls that post every move they make on twitter. She said one girl was like * I just shaved my legs Y'all* or. *I just flossed my teeth y'all*

Now lol cmarieh I have flaws Im working on. I tend to get over excited to talk to people umm I cut down my coffee intake lol fixed problem
I have been known to talk too much
Ummm probably due to my secluded life from people I live
So Im quieter than I used to be...lol fixed that problem
But every day cmarieh...I just want to be better and better
I want to be a total joy for someone special
Not an annoyance lol...sigh...
Gods not quite thru with me yet...lol. but I am almost there I think :) lol
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My SIL loves FB. Her daughter is a teen still living at home, and Mom forgets to log out of FB.

Because of this her FB updates look something like this.

[Name of child]... "scored the winning point in soccer."

"PTL, hubby just got a new job at..."

"I got bored today so plucked my armpit hair."

"She did it again. Guess who forgot to of out of my FB page. lol"

So be gentle. Sometimes posts about personal hygiene can be mischievous family member or friend. lol
 
Miri said:
I can teach you how to play the saxophone if you like, come on pucker up and blow
(apologise to the neighbours later!)




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When my "little" brother really was little, (he's taller than me now), he had to pick an instrument to play at school. Dad played the violin (sometime in his life, since I only heard him once), so that's what little brother chose. I came in the house one afternoon and tried to figure out why I could hear a car's horn honk for that long, but couldn't see the car making that noise.

That was my brother "practicing" the violin. That's also what I'd sound like with a sax. lol
 
atwhatcost said:
So, like, um, since "Is your period coming, honey?" doesn't work on you, would "Say what now?" be better. LOL
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haha...I do like 'say what now?' must be said with innocence in the eyes and one raised eyebrow but since I can't see you I will have to take your word for it
 
Sometimes annoying people is a good thing.

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... love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you (Matthew 5:44 / niv)
 
Queuing phone services.
You know the kind,

We are experiencing a high volume of phone calls at the present time, did you
know we can offer many services on our website. If you would like to visit our
website the address is www.weliketoannoyyou.co.uk (I would not be calling you
if I wanted to use your website aaaargh).

Did you know you may be eligible for a saving of 0.01% if you pay your bills by
direct debit and allow us to take as much money as we want out of your account
whenever we want. If you want to take advantage of this one time special
offer, please press 1 now and you will be immediately put through to an operator.
(Arrrgh when do I get to speak to a real person about my own query).


You are a valued customer if you wish to continue to hold please press 2.
(presses 2)
Thank you for your call if you would really like to speak to an operator now please
press 3.
(presses 3)

We do appreciate your service we are really amused that you are still waiting on
the phone and we really would like you to use our website instead, but if you really
really want to continue to hold, please press 4.
(presses 4 with an agitated stabbing motion).


Welcome to our award winning customer service centre, we value your custom and will
answer your call as soon as possible. You are currently 2453 in the queue. Are you certain
you want to continue to hold. We would rather you use our website, that way we can get
your email address and bombard you with a tonne of emails every day. But sigh if you
really, really, really still want to hold, please press 5 now and we will waste some more
of your time and phone bill.

Please be aware we are charging you £5 per minute for this phone call and making lots
of money by making you wait. Etc etc etc

(me rips the phone from the socket and throws it out of the window)


 
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