How to annoy people

[mailmandan]

Fingernails running down a chalkboard is annoying

 

[missy2014]

oh no...one of my aunts used to do this....I couldn't stop looking at her mouth LOL!

or maybe smiling when theyre angry - its like you dont mean that smile do you? why are you smiling - your angry !

 

[Rosesrock]

Someone continually texting because i wont answer them

 

[missy2014]

toddlers who constanly ask why? because it just is...! well why?

 

[Rosesrock]

Asking the waitress for diet water

 

[Reborn]

For me I get annoyed when people say "anyway" as if to say your point you just made was irrelevant my point that im next going to say matter so um anyway...

and the classic "and?" and your thinking and what? Ive said all I want to say you clearly want more info .

ANNOYING MANNERISMS like the times I had a university professor or my english teacher in highschool they would both clear throats constantly! for no reason (i think..) like every 20 secs is probably bad for your throat.

With the drummer comment yeh I was on a bus the other day and yeh ppl do that the driver was drumming on the sterring wheel when he got the chance, to the songs playing on the radio yeh that doesnt sound very safe

I agree.

"Anyway(s)" is the worst.

Isn't it originally suppose to be "at any rate".........anyway?

 

[missy2014]

people who are older than say toddler young child age and ask why just for the sake of it with no reason its a really bad habit I found it so annoying at like primary/elementary when like my 10 year friend would ask why all the time till I figured she was just doing because she felt like it so one day I asked "why are you asking why ?" what do you want to know ? sort of thing she most annoyingly just said "i dont know"

 

[Rosesrock]

Anyways........

 

[Reborn]

Anyways........

Yeah.......at any rate.

 

[missy2014]

smacks both rosesrock and reborn with a fish~

 

[Rosesrock]

Fishslapping

 

[Mitspa]

How about when your trying to just have fun on a thread and some religious zealot comes in and starts the lecture about how your not keeping biblical rules?

You guys are not being very godly..by the way

 

[Rosesrock]

How about when your trying to just have fun on a thread and some religious zealot comes in and starts the lecture about how your not keeping biblical rules?

You guys are not being very godly..by the way

Ill pray later sorry...

 

[mailmandan]

How about when your trying to just have fun on a thread and some religious zealot comes in and starts the lecture about how your not keeping biblical rules?

You guys are not being very godly..by the way

God is interested in spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. People who are legalistic and self righteous are very annoying!

 

[ember]

or maybe smiling when theyre angry - its like you dont mean that smile do you? why are you smiling - your angry !

oh no...that's actually a reverse for me...when you are angry and the person smiles at you...

well anyway...

 

[atwhatcost]

PS I annoy people by telling them I am almost 47 next month and don't have any wrinkles.

Its the saxophone playing ya know, it keeps the jaw line and the muscles around the mouth
firm; and you even get a bit of a four pack from using those stomach muscles to control the air
pressure. Lol

Plus dying the grey hair purple also helps!

So if ya want to stay wrinkle free, you need to become a purple sax player

Isn't that really annoying!

I stayed wrinkle free the easier way for the longest time. I got fat. Kind of puffed out any chance for a wrinkle to form. Only problem? Now I'm losing weight and the wrinkles have, not only caught up to the reality, but, whoa! I think I passed reality. (Oh come on. Stop saying "Duh now!" lol)

As for gray hair, somewhere in my 20s, a few years after finding my first one, I decided I had to stop pulling them out in case it became a habit, I couldn't stop, and then I'd be bald. So I made a pact with myself. I decided when I hit 40 I was allowed to have gray hair. If it was too much before that, I'd dye my hair. It wasn't, although I do recall a couple of bouts of the gradually-washes-out kind of dye sometime in my 40s. I also know that it's not just the hair that goes lighter, the skin does too. So, I couldn't gradually-washes-out dye my hair blond, and I'm too lazy to really dye it so it would be half dyed and half roots, so, I'm 59 and "properly gray." Not too not-gray, and not too completely-white. Good enough. lol

(At 70, I better be white haired or I'm going to be annoyed with all the hair that refuses to go all the way.)

 

[atwhatcost]

Stand talking to yourself in the middle of the supermarket aisle (during the
busy period) while comparing the price of two tins of beans and then say
something like - ee when I was a lass I could get a tin of beans for a hapenny
and a whole weeks shopping for a shilling.

While making sure your trolley completely blocks off the aisle.

We've met? Sounds like you saw me comparing prices at the supermarket. lol

Of course, in the UK I'd be talking to myself a lot longer, because I have no idea what a hafpenny, a shilling, or a pound looks like. And, if I gave you a pound, I'm not sure if I gave you enough, too much, or just right for a chocolate bar.

If you're laughing too hard, here's one. When I first lived on my own, I could buy a month's worth of meat for myself, plus all my other groceries for $30. (Ha! Is that too much, too little, or just right? lol)

 

[atwhatcost]

Hmmm....I confess I can possibly annoy someone when I talk too much. Lol...but fascinating friends excite me. I cant help it!
Sigh....I suppose I'm lovelier when silent But...People Are Exciting To Know Lol...But Yea
..I have to say my over talking could be annoying. I get it from grandma...I can sing lovely. Yess...I will sing instead of bothering people talking lol. So thats my confession hee love u all. Sigh...my intentions are sooo sweet. God help me.

I don't know what you look like, but honestly, if we ever met and you fell silent I'd be scared enough to pull out a thermometer to make sure you're not sick.

And that's not saying you talk too much. You have a very bubbly personality, so I can't see you containing it in silence. It would just feel wrong.

And take that from someone who admits, I really do talk too much, but don't think that's usually a bad thing.

 

[Miri]

We've met? Sounds like you saw me comparing prices at the supermarket. lol

Of course, in the UK I'd be talking to myself a lot longer, because I have no idea what a hafpenny, a shilling, or a pound looks like. And, if I gave you a pound, I'm not sure if I gave you enough, too much, or just right for a chocolate bar.

If you're laughing too hard, here's one. When I first lived on my own, I could buy a month's worth of meat for myself, plus all my other groceries for $30. (Ha! Is that too much, too little, or just right? lol)

Ee I remember when I was a young un and could get fish and chips for two people and
a bottle of lemonade all for 50p (which I suppose would be like saying 50 cents)

 

[atwhatcost]

haha...just let them go on talking while you look all thoughtful and then when they are finished, look straight at them and go

'Say what now?' I've actually done that a few times when someone just wants to argue...it kind of deflates them

So, like, um, since "Is your period coming, honey?" doesn't work on you, would "Say what now?" be better. LOL