How to annoy people

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Grandpa said:
I named my dog Cheyenne and later found out that it meant dog in one of the native american languages...

Also left my christmas lights up all year one year.
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I suppose it saves time the next Christmas - did you switch them
on in the middle of summer
 
Oh you know what annoys me, when people try to anticipate what
you are saying and finish the end of sentences for you.

That drives me nuts.
 
Miri said:
Ok admit it, which are you guilty of.

na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na batman!
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3. My brother had five dogs. Four were named Dog. The fifth was named Bear. When asked why, he said, "When I call for them, they'll all come running with just one name. If I don't want them all, I can push three away. And Bear? He just looks like a bear."

9. Repeat everything someone says as a question?

14. I thought that was the training they give for TV news reporters. (Just bob your head in agreement. lol)

16 & 18. What front yard in accordance with prophecy? (I live in the city. Our "front yard" is also called "the sidewalk.")

19. Why is this stupid song stuck in my head?

23. That's called "a senior moment."

24. YGI

26. I can do both. My eyes don't align together, so whenever I'm looking at someone, unless they know me, eventually they'll look to their right to see if maybe someone is right behind them that I'm talking to. It gets me chuckling when there is and that poor person is trying to figure out if I'm talking to her/him or the person at their left. lol (Now there's a stupid song stuck in my head and I'm chuckling at all the faces in my memory of the times when that happened. lol) When my nephew was seven, we were playing chess, and he looked up at me and said, "Why do your eyes look in two directions?" It was a family get together on hubby's side (more kids on his side), and suddenly the whole room went quiet, except for the boy's mother who gasped. I roared and said, "It's about time someone simply asked!" lol

41. Yeah, yeah. Good excuse the next time I belch. Pretend I drank a Coke.

42. Wait? You mean everyone doesn't do that? When I first moved into the city, I was uncomfortable about the number of people who walked down the street arguing but there was no one around. The problem of my discomfort has been fixed. Cell phones! Now I can't tell if they're yelling at no one or simply talking on a cell phone. I sometimes catch myself talking to myself on the street. I do it often in my house, but forget to stop when I walk outside sometimes. Maybe I am what I used to feel uncomfortable about. lol

28. This is a terrible post! How dare you? I can't believe you...yaddayaddayadda. lol

Thanks! Fun post.
 
Just stare at someone for no real reason that will get them:b
 
atwhatcost said:
3. My brother had five dogs. Four were named Dog. The fifth was named Bear. When asked why, he said, "When I call for them, they'll all come running with just one name. If I don't want them all, I can push three away. And Bear? He just looks like a bear."

9. Repeat everything someone says as a question?

14. I thought that was the training they give for TV news reporters. (Just bob your head in agreement. lol)

16 & 18. What front yard in accordance with prophecy? (I live in the city. Our "front yard" is also called "the sidewalk.")

19. Why is this stupid song stuck in my head?

23. That's called "a senior moment."

24. YGI

26. I can do both. My eyes don't align together, so whenever I'm looking at someone, unless they know me, eventually they'll look to their right to see if maybe someone is right behind them that I'm talking to. It gets me chuckling when there is and that poor person is trying to figure out if I'm talking to her/him or the person at their left. lol (Now there's a stupid song stuck in my head and I'm chuckling at all the faces in my memory of the times when that happened. lol) When my nephew was seven, we were playing chess, and he looked up at me and said, "Why do your eyes look in two directions?" It was a family get together on hubby's side (more kids on his side), and suddenly the whole room went quiet, except for the boy's mother who gasped. I roared and said, "It's about time someone simply asked!" lol

41. Yeah, yeah. Good excuse the next time I belch. Pretend I drank a Coke.

42. Wait? You mean everyone doesn't do that? When I first moved into the city, I was uncomfortable about the number of people who walked down the street arguing but there was no one around. The problem of my discomfort has been fixed. Cell phones! Now I can't tell if they're yelling at no one or simply talking on a cell phone. I sometimes catch myself talking to myself on the street. I do it often in my house, but forget to stop when I walk outside sometimes. Maybe I am what I used to feel uncomfortable about. lol

28. This is a terrible post! How dare you? I can't believe you...yaddayaddayadda. lol

Thanks! Fun post.
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Aw bless, you are funnier than the OP!!
 
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