I'll have you know I've already lost 20 pounds in the past two months.
My figure is excellent. I just adjusted the butterfly err..... chainsaw... clasp on my watch.
That's AWESOME, Servant!!! Kudos to you!!
Allow me to send you MY extra 10 pounds for you to lose for me...
I think I'm going to have to buy you a miniature replica of a scale.
For your charm bracelet, of course.
(In all seriousness... GREAT JOB!!!)