A conspiracy indeed. This is their effort in trying to dumb down the nation, by taking away brain food! Then they brain wash us with dancing roast chicken.
It's a scary world, I say.
You are right. It is time we all stood up for what is rightfully ours. But I digress..
That looks like an amazing pie! Ah, that's another thing Americans do so well, pies! I think Australians are well known for pavlovas and lamingtons, but lamingtons are pretty basic and aren't that great.
I will admit, though, Tim Tams are pretty amazing. I'm lactose intolerant but I will ruin my stomach lining for some of those.
We have a cafe here which serve Pavlova. I have heard enough about it to want to try it at least once. The problem with me is that I don't have a sweet tooth. So I prefer to not have desserts... except custards, puddings and ice creams.