Oh!!!
A barefoot boy with his shoes on came walking down the street.
His hands were full of pockets.
His shoes were full of feet.
He was an only child you know, his mothers pride and joy.
His only sister was a girl.
His brother was a boy.
Chorus
And a snake's belt slips because it has no hips.
And a boys best friend is his mother.
He was married to a woman who soon became his wife.
She weighed four-hundred sixty, was skinny all her life.
They had a hundred kids or so.
I knew them all quite will.
The girls all went to heaven and the boys all went out west.
Chorus
And a snake's belt slips because it has no hips.
And a boys best friend is his mother.
So much for unedifying Biblical discussion. LOL