I ban Khudzu for not banning Melita for failing to understand his avatar pic but then for waxing eloquent about banning Friday because she's banning a banner that banned another banner for banning said banned on the basis of backwards logic banning.
And Melita, his avatar pic is a slug. The saucer with the bulb on top looks like the shell, while the spectacles and saucer is the gooey, slimy, part. Hence, his name - Khudzu.