lol NOPE. I refuse!
good night everyone.
LOL. Your husband needs to take you hog hunting so you can work though this unreasoning hatred for hogs.
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LOL. Your husband needs to take you hog hunting so you can work though this unreasoning hatred for hogs.
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psychomom
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(where's Violet?)
true story: standing under Notre Dame de Paris and a pigeon poos all over the only dress i brought with me.
oh, well....it was French poo.
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VioletReigns
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My kids taught me to hop on a pogo stick with no hands. Haha!
Like this:[video=youtube;KqSBVPG56XA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqSBVPG56XA[/video]
(where's Violet?)
true story: standing under Notre Dame de Paris and a pigeon poos all over the only dress i brought with me.
oh, well....it was French poo.
Hmm, you actually spent all that money, time and effort to go to Paris, and you went under Paris in de sewers? Wow, whole 'nudder meaning to sight seeing..........
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psychomom
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One time when my family was at Acadia National Park, we were having a picnic by the water. A seagull flew in hit my sister in the head, grabbed her sandwich in its mouth and flew off with the sandwich.....
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psychomom
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I hear that's suppose to be good luck.....don't know if it is true but what I hear.......on another note I hope you weren't looking up at the time.......poor thing......
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psychomom
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'night all. 
Now may the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that you will abound in hope by the power of the Holy Spirit. (Rom 15:13)
Now may the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that you will abound in hope by the power of the Holy Spirit. (Rom 15:13)
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cmarieh
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My kids taught me to hop on a pogo stick with no hands. Haha!
I would never be able to do that. I have a hard enough time riding my bike without falling over.
One day I found a friend, he was up by Badgers End,
A little pigeon fell down by my feet.
His feathers was flecked with red and at first I thought he was dead,
Then I knelt and I felt his little heart still beat.
I cupped him in my hands and I ran home to my mam,
And she said, "Son, I'm as proud of you as I can be.
You're thoughtful and you're kind, and you've got a gentle mind,
And that will do a treat for your old father's tea.
I said, "You shall not touch my bird," and without another word,
I took him in my room and I shut the door,
And then I bathed and I warmed him and I nursed him back to health,
'Cause you see, I'd never really had a friend before.
Dad said, "You ought to let him go," and Mum, she said, "Oh no,
You just want to get some shooting practice in."
But the vicar said, "My son, it really isn't done,
And to lock up a wild thing, that's a sin."
One morning when it was all still, I took him up to Badgers Hill,
I lost the only little friend I had that day.
Not a word I said, I just kissed his little head,
And I opened my hands and I watched him fly away.
He circled up and 'round, and then he settled on the ground,
And off he went straight up to the sky.
And then I looked and I could see he was flying back to me,
And then he swooped and he pooped right in my eye.
A little pigeon fell down by my feet.
His feathers was flecked with red and at first I thought he was dead,
Then I knelt and I felt his little heart still beat.
I cupped him in my hands and I ran home to my mam,
And she said, "Son, I'm as proud of you as I can be.
You're thoughtful and you're kind, and you've got a gentle mind,
And that will do a treat for your old father's tea.
I said, "You shall not touch my bird," and without another word,
I took him in my room and I shut the door,
And then I bathed and I warmed him and I nursed him back to health,
'Cause you see, I'd never really had a friend before.
Dad said, "You ought to let him go," and Mum, she said, "Oh no,
You just want to get some shooting practice in."
But the vicar said, "My son, it really isn't done,
And to lock up a wild thing, that's a sin."
One morning when it was all still, I took him up to Badgers Hill,
I lost the only little friend I had that day.
Not a word I said, I just kissed his little head,
And I opened my hands and I watched him fly away.
He circled up and 'round, and then he settled on the ground,
And off he went straight up to the sky.
And then I looked and I could see he was flying back to me,
And then he swooped and he pooped right in my eye.
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skylove7
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Haha…..I loooove this!
Ever heard this one.......
"A Californian, a Texan, and a New Yorker, attending a convention in a little town just outside Las Vegas, were standing in a seedy bar enjoying a few drinks.
The Californian grabbed his wine spritzer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he threw the glass against the back wall, smashing it to pieces. He told the other startled drinkers that the standard of living was so high in California that they never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the New Yorker finished drinking his Manhattan, and threw his glass against the back wall. He loudly proclaimed that in New York not only were they all are rich from banking and imports, he too never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Texan drank his beer, drew a revolver, and shot the Californian and the New Yorker. As he was returning the gun to his holster, he told the wide-eyed bartender that in Texas they had so many New Yorkers and Californians that they never had to drink with the same ones twice."
"A Californian, a Texan, and a New Yorker, attending a convention in a little town just outside Las Vegas, were standing in a seedy bar enjoying a few drinks.
The Californian grabbed his wine spritzer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he threw the glass against the back wall, smashing it to pieces. He told the other startled drinkers that the standard of living was so high in California that they never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the New Yorker finished drinking his Manhattan, and threw his glass against the back wall. He loudly proclaimed that in New York not only were they all are rich from banking and imports, he too never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Texan drank his beer, drew a revolver, and shot the Californian and the New Yorker. As he was returning the gun to his holster, he told the wide-eyed bartender that in Texas they had so many New Yorkers and Californians that they never had to drink with the same ones twice."
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GaryA
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"Well, it is His invention. And, He has all Knowledge and all Wisdom... So - I am thinking -- Nobody else could possibly do it better..."
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GaryA
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THE best way to stop telemarketers from calling again... ( if you are at home )
Tell them you need to get a pencil / pen -- put the phone down -- walk away -- do not return for - say - 15 minutes -- or an hour... [
]I am thinking that it would be very highly unlikely that they would ever call back.
( "Surely, nobody is that much of a glutton for punishment." )