I was thinking never ending fun on the escalator......I wasn't trying to make it go up
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I was thinking never ending fun on the escalator......I wasn't trying to make it go up
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skylove7
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I like where you took it...You disproved your own thought...I was thinking make the slinky go down the escalators going up....It would not reach the top or bottom....but we can put it on the escalator and let it reach the top, goes to show you that it is not impossible even though you may think it is on finding a date...God does some amazing things.
that's because it's IMITATION syrup, not actual 100% maple syrup..it's basically just flavoring, like you said.. I'll send you some Vermont maple syrup, and you'll definitely taste the difference..
I'm pretty stingy when it comes to grocery shopping, but syrup is one of the few things I allow myself to splurge on. I love REAL maple syrup even though the fake stuff is a fraction of the cost.
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skylove7
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Question: Prove that Oncefallen is a honeybee.
Answer:
Honeybees = draw nectar from plants + sting .... (eqtn. 1)
Oncefallen = looks for REAL syrup + stingy .... (eqtn. 2)
Comparing (1) and (2) we get,
Oncefallen = Honeybee.
Thus, Oncefallen is a honeybee who draws REAL nectar from plants and stings. Hence proved.
Edited to add: If you didn't read 'stingy' as 'STING-eee', then you will not get this joke.
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skylove7
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Awww....lol
Touche.....Kody u spun me....bwahaha
Took me fifteen minutes for the light bulb in my head to say.....Nup! Swinky can't go up escalator! Haha God bless ya K to the Diak! Lol
Touche.....Kody u spun me....bwahaha
Took me fifteen minutes for the light bulb in my head to say.....Nup! Swinky can't go up escalator! Haha God bless ya K to the Diak! Lol
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blueorchidjd
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As someone who never grew facial hair until his 49th year, mustaches are pretty handy. Say you are having something with whipped cream, like a cup of cocoa or a mocha. The whipped cream kind of gets in there and if you lick your 'stache, you get a taste of it, even hours later.
It's wonderful!!
I can't tell the difference between stuff like Aunt Jemima and the 100% pure maple syrup.
ummmm, your logic is flawed......
the stingeee is the one getting stung, the stinger is the one doing the stinging
Your taste buds have obviously been destroyed by an overdose of sugar mimicking chemicals.
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jennymae
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Mornin Ms. Blue, youre early on I was up at 4:30am cause this woodpecker wouldnt let me sleep..wonder where that 12 gauge is...no...I'm jk...
I was up at 4:30am cause this woodpecker wouldnt let me sleep..wonder where that 12 gauge is...no...I'm jk...
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jennymae
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Mornin Sir
Thank you, Miss.
If I'm a bear, that makes you a ladybug. And I don't wish bugs.
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