Streams of Sub-Consciousness Thoughts

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didymos said:
Great for penetrating armour and disarming swords- or axemen though.

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Apparently there's mace in a can now, really useful.
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Yeah, but they were terrible at blocking a sword strike... so you had to strike first.

It's a trade off.
 
didymos said:
The man's from Norway and likes to fight with swords; need I say more? :rolleyes:
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I thought she was a she. I mean... what man calls himself kitten?

Answer - a very secure man. A man who probably shouldn't be messed with.
 
ServantStrike said:
Well it depends on the woman. A politician, well then it's bad, but just one harmless woman?

I think we can handle one little girl..

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Pff she's not real and never has been real. THIS is the kinda woman I was thinking about.

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didymos said:
Pff she's not real and never has been real. THIS is the kinda woman I was thinking about.

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That one looks angry, or maybe gassy or something.

I love a woman armed for battle as long as she's smiling. If she's not smiling, that means I screwed up somewhere, and I really don't want her to have any sharp pointy objects within her grasp at the moment.
 
I was guessing she had a bad case of gas from her facial expression, but I didn't want to say anything.
 
Lynx said:
I was guessing she had a bad case of gas from her facial expression, but I didn't want to say anything.
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Perhaps she tried to eat some of that lush verdant foliage around her?
 
ServantStrike said:
That one looks angry, or maybe gassy or something.

I love a woman armed for battle as long as she's smiling. If she's not smiling, that means I screwed up somewhere, and I really don't want her to have any sharp pointy objects within her grasp at the moment.
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Who said: 'a woman is more terrifying than an army armed to the teeth, lined up for battle' or something. I can't find the quote. Anyway, the fellah who wrote that must have been gay; women are awesome.
 
didymos I dunno so much about that... In the early days of the USA when people were venturing west, common wisdom was if you get captured by indians, you should really, really hope and pray they don't give you to the women.
 
Lynx said:
didymos I dunno so much about that... In the early days of the USA when people were venturing west, common wisdom was if you get captured by indians, you should really, really hope and pray they don't give you to the women.
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Sorry. The beads and blankets we bought Manhattan with must have been low quality.
 
didymos said:
Who said: 'a woman is more terrifying than an army armed to the teeth, lined up for battle' or something. I can't find the quote. Anyway, the fellah who wrote that must have been gay; women are awesome.
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While I whole heartedly agree that women are awesome...............let me assure you (from personal experience) the ONE thing the US Army, and Drill Sergeants FEARED MOST was an "angry mother." Trust me, because of angry mothers, Military Regulations have been rewritten, and training methods altered. NEVER underestimate the WRATH of an angry mother.
 
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