The banning thread..

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Lynx

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I ban melita for confusing breaking with chewing, or perhaps mangling. Your glasses aren't broken, just... thoroughly gnawed. :cool:
 

melita916

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i ban lynx because now i can't drive to work tomorrow.

wait. that means i have the day off. but then i'll have a headache all day for not having glasses.

so i ban lynx again!
 

Lynx

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I ban melita for depending so much on glasses that she's helpless... without... um...

Actually I'm a bit up the creek without mine too.

Eh forget it - I ban melita for depending so much on glasses that she's helpless without them.
 

melita916

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i ban lynx for eating all the cookies and not sharing them even though he broke my glasses and does not feel guilty about it.
 

Lynx

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WHAT cookies? Do you know how long I've been watching for girl scouts? They're not anywhere around this year. I WANT COOKIES!!!

I ban melita for reminding me that I want cookies I can't get. And now I'm hungry again.
 

melita916

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i ban lynx for being a silly goose. yes. a silly goose.
 

Lynx

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I've been called that before. It changes my feline self not a bit. I do have something against geese though, because I had to get up their turds from the campground parking lot. They come in like jetliners for a landing on the softball field and leave their droppings en route.

I ban melita for confusing felines with, of all things, geese.
 
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Sirk

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I've been called that before. It changes my feline self not a bit. I do have something against geese though, because I had to get up their turds from the campground parking lot. They come in like jetliners for a landing on the softball field and leave their droppings en route.

I ban melita for confusing felines with, of all things, geese.
I ban Lynx for eating BLB's ducks.
 

Lynx

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You can take the feline out of the wild but you can't take the wild out of the feline. Cats gotta hunt. =^.^=

I ban Sirk for objecting to a perfectly natural predatory instinct.
 

jsr1221

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You can take the feline out of the wild but you can't take the wild out of the feline. Cats gotta hunt. =^.^=

I ban Sirk for objecting to a perfectly natural predatory instinct.
I ban Lynx because I like dogs more than I do cats.
 
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Iain

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I ban jsr because surely we all know cats are far better than dogs
 
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jennymae

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I ban Iain because I'm allergic to cats
 
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Iain

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I ban jennymae because her allergies don't can't change the fact that cats are superior
 
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firstaider_2010

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Dear all
What will you ban me for? for living in a place which is warm and sunny?
best wishes
firstaider.