Serious comment/not humor...........
You know your getting old when you walk through your house, accidently hit your hand on a door knob, kinda smarts, but no big deal, go into the kitchen, reach up to open the cabinet and get a cup to pour some coffee...........and your hand is covered in blood. Yes that insignificant bump ripped out a piece of skin about the size of a dime.........goodness.......The sad thing is, I have done this twice today.......both hands bear the bloody wounds of old age this day.
Oh well..........such is it when one gets old..........