You know you're getting old when.........

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My dad says that you know youre getting old whenever your arms are too short for reading...
 
when starting a movie after 9 pm means falling asleep and not knowing how that movie ends :P
 
blue_ladybug said:
you get out of bed and your bones go snap crackle pop like a bowl of rice krispies..lol.. :)
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My jaw did that at dinner. No idea why it did it, it didn't really hurt but I'd have thought I chipped a tooth if I was biting something (I was actually opening my mouth at the time).


Story of my life - I'm doing something and I wonder "did I just get injured, I don't know - am I injured?" Of course I keep going until it's certain that I am in fact injured, or until the blood loss makes me pass out, whichever comes first.


You know you're getting old when you actually stop because you're injured. Back in the day, that never warranted an excuse to interrupt whatever you were doing.
 
You know you're getting old when......................... flies begin using the laugh lines in your face as landing strips.
 
When you believe in the hereafter. You walk into a room and suddenly wonder, "What did I come here after?"
 
when your 80-year-old mother can move faster than you can, even though you're 40 years younger.. #true story
 
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