1. What is the best prank you have ever pulled on someone?
This is not really a prank; more like a burglar alarm sort of. I put this on my coffee table before I leave out everyday...
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2. What is the best topping combination for a hot dog?
Chili cheese dog with a steamed bun.
3. If you had to make a public, monastic type vow in your life ( i.e. chastity, silence, poverty) what type of vow could/would you make?
There was this monk once who took a vow of silence. At the end of his first year the monastery allowed him two words to say out loud. He said "HARD BED". He continued with his vow and the next year the he was allowed another couple of words. "HORRIBLE FOOD" was his choice. Third year rolled by and his choice of words was "I QUIT!" The Cardinal said "well good, you've done nothing but complain since you've been here". I've got nothing on this - matter of fact the whole reason I even answered any of this was so I could tell that joke. I've waited 20 years....
4. If a friend entered you into some type of food eating contest, which type do you think you could win? Tollhouse chocolate chip cookies. Who cares who wins.
5. If you could spend a year in a discipleship program under any pastor/teacher today, who would you want to learn under?
Charles Stanley or the Pope.
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1. If you were cast as an "extra" in a movie, what movie (already past or in pre-production) would you like to be in?
Definitely would love to be an elf in a Lord of the Rings movie.
2. What is your favorite sundae ice cream/topping combination?
Hot fudge with cherries!
3. What is the best Valentine gift you have given or would like to give a special someone? no cheating and saying "there's no point in this, I'll never have anyone anyway, so why bother..." just answer the stupid quesion, 'kay?
The gift of a romantic and thoughtful evening together doing things that make him feel loved.
4. What is the best Valentine gift you would like to receive or have received from that special someone? same rules as #3 - no whining.
The gift of a romantic and thoughtful evening together doing things that make me feel loved.
5. What is the most romantic dish you know how to make without consulting a recipe?
Shrimp scampi in butter/garlic sauce with cilantro, served with steamed green beans, french bread and scalloped potatoes.

1. If you were cast as an "extra" in a movie, what movie (already past or in pre-production) would you like to be in?
As one of the archers in Troy. I'd like to live a battle scene like that.
2. What is your favorite sundae ice cream/topping combination?
A falooda.
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It is like a sundae but is an Indian recipe. It is made from mixing ice cream, rose syrup, vermicelli, psyllium or basil seeds, tapioca pearls, and pieces of gelatin with milk or water. Sometimes even fruits can be added to the mix.
3. What is the best Valentine gift you have given or would like to give a special someone?
There's this really beautiful restaurant by the beach, near my city. They host this romantic dinner where you are seated right on the beach while they serve you dinner. It's a bit expensive (costs about 200 USD), so I'll do that only once or twice a year. Here's a pic of the place.
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4. What is the best Valentine gift you would like to receive or have received from that special someone?
I'd like to be taken to that restaurant for a beautiful dinner.
5. What is the most romantic dish you know how to make without consulting a recipe?
That would be escargot. After I tried it, I realized that it is the most romantic thing I would cook for my lady.
"Honey, I want to thank you for being around with me all this while. Thank you for putting up with my twisted sense of humour and for being a happy victim of all my pranks. In appreciation of your goodwill, I have cooked you some slugs. I hope you enjoy the meal. Bon appetit, baby!"
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Am I likely to be single forever??
Would your lady have the option of skipping the slugs and having a falooda instead?
*ducks and runs away*
I think you're great at it! The gift of time spent together is just about the best one there is!!!What is the best Valentine gift you would like to receive or have received from that special someone?
See above? (apparently I'm bad at this V-day schtuff. I can think of fun ideas of things to do but they aren't really gifts)