Movies that sucked 2 hours from your life that you'll never get back

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GOTG was one of the best movies in the last 5 years.

heres an out of the box suggestion.

passion of the christ. ive seen it ONCE.. and i was like.. BOOOORING


(im dead serious...)


 

p_rehbein

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Gone With the Wind........far more than two hours......what a horrific waste.......what folks won't suffer for love
 
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Brother Sun, Sister Moon. It was agony even for the short while I stayed.
 

PennEd

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Getaway with Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez. WOW, I can't even put into words how bad this movie was.

I thought Speed Racer was bad put Getaway takes the cake!
 

Lynx

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So you had to get away from Getaway eh? =^.^=

See, this is why I found other things to do. Sitting still and watching other people pretend to do stuff is inherently boring when I could be doing stuff. I can't remember the last movie that wasted two hours of my life but it has been a long, long time ago.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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the Grand Budapest Hotel or something of the sorts
 

melita916

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titanic - yes. i said it. maybe someone else said it, too? (this is what happens when i don't read the tread first haha)
daredevil - idk if this was 2 hours long, but it was agony!! lol
 

Pheonix

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maybe its already been mentioned but.... Noah!!!! biggest waste of money I've ever seen come out of hollywood. I will never buy it and I will never watch it again!!!!! The fact that it actually made money at the box office is a testament to the falling intellectual standards of our world today.
 

Lynx

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I heard Noah went all ninja in that movie.
 

Lynx

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The new TMNT movie. Critics panned it, said it was a typical Michael Bay movie with explosions, weak one-liners and a cheesy plot. A coworker said it was an awesome movie. So I watched it. The critics were right.
 
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Tintin

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maybe its already been mentioned but.... Noah!!!! biggest waste of money I've ever seen come out of hollywood. I will never buy it and I will never watch it again!!!!! The fact that it actually made money at the box office is a testament to the falling intellectual standards of our world today.
Actually, the Noah movie was intelligent and thought-provoking. It was also very different to the biblical account (although quite true to Midrash).
 

Roh_Chris

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Hercules ... oh man, there were a few bloopers in that movie.
 
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Lucy

if you can get past the evolution crap, it's like an hour or so
 

Roh_Chris

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Oh yeah. Lucy was crappy. I mean, 100% of the brain means you can control matter and time? Really?

You could watch it if you are a fan of Scarlett Johansson or Morgan Freeman, but nothing more.
 

melita916

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the fog - the more recent one. i never saw the original. but gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Lynx

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Matricx 2 Need I say more.
Hmm... Matrix, the movie that should have stopped while it was ahead.

I remember a webcomic I saw once. These three friends have just watched the Matrix again. One says "Man, that was a great movie." Another says, "Yeah... Hey, wanna watch the other two?"

His friends look at each other, beat him up, knock him out, drag him away and come back to say, "Man, that was a great movie." "Yeah. Too bad they never made any sequels."
 
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MyLighthouse

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Hate me for this but Disney's Frozen...

Now for my 2 cents:
Without the music it would not had made it. There was nothing special (with the exception of Hans being a villain) or great about it (with the exception of the music being pretty good). It was nothing like people said, it's disgraceful that they'd even compare it to Lion King and Toy Story, Frozen's storyline had potential that was not used and caused it to run flat on many parts of the movie, not to mention how annoying Olaf was. They should had used a lot more of the original story of the Snow Queen and just made it more child friendly. So on and so on...