Holy cow man what do you think? Lol.
I have to be honest, I was wiping away tears of laughter when I wrote and posted that because I was laughing so hard at writing it.
You'll have to separate the fictional jokes from the non-fiction. I'll help you do that by putting it bluntly: Of course NOT!
That's not what true conservatism is about!
The joke is that the Democrats are destroying the U.S. to "save" the world and the Republicans are countering by destroying the U.S. to "save" the world. The point of the joke is that the U.S. is being destroyed by both the Democrats and the Republicans to "save" the world as they blame each other for destroying the U.S.. It's almost a tongue-twister.
But that's not what real conservatism was, is, nor ever shall be. Real conservatism is about personal responsibility, corporate accountability, traditional values as expressed in Western culture, Christian morality, a limited but well run effective and efficient government, a civil homogenous society, and a host of isms (e.g. anti-colonialism, anti-military interventionism, anti-federalism, anti-monopoly capitalism, anti-"free" unfair tradism, etc...) that despite them being prefixed with anti- really reflect an appropriate balance of isms and not necessarily a blanket rejection of them.
Ok, you pierced my joke and made me explain myself. That's good. You're a good voter. Now why didn't you do that to Obama?