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JesusLives

JesusLives

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Tintin said:
What was the point of this thread again?
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Well fun first.....matchmaking second....Do you know just how hard it is to get a match out of a tree stump....well whittling it down...lets just say it takes awhile o.k.? This thread also has entertainment value as the Blond pops in once in awhile to give Blondese type answers such as this one..... Now go find your tree stump and start whittling.... there are a lot of matches to make....

Hope and pray you are doing o.k. Mr. TinTin....life does have it's rough spots and I am so sorry that you have hit one. Hugs to you sir in sisterly love. JesusLives
 
JesusLives

JesusLives

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Jacob_Fitzgerald said:
JesusLives, I would like a gal who:

can make really good chocolate chip cookies

would sit in the middle of the truck next to me

knows how to dance a polka

can use an RPN calculator

likes to go for midnight walks
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There you go - you made your own add....What do you need the Blond for? You go for it....lol
 
JesusLives

JesusLives

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ServantStrike said:
So you're looking for a lady engineer then? The calculator is a dead giveaway. That's a good choice.


I think I could go for a lady engineer. Also high up on the list are lady sniper, lady cop, and lady mechanic. Or, just working professional is cool.

Nurse might be nice. Sometimes I get injured on weekends.
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I see you have a little listy going too....Good Job!!! Blond always the encourager.......I live to encourage....
 
JesusLives

JesusLives

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Roh_Chris said:
I would like a plate of spaghetti bolognese, topped with four tablespoons of shredded parmesan cheese. For dessert, I would like a cup of Belgian chocolate ice cream, topped with nuts and raisins, with chocolate sauce.

​This is where you order food, right?
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Wrong thread Chris.....You need to steer yourself over to the What's Cooking thread....be sure and bring your appetite....lol
 
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Tintin

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Sorry, sister. I don't have a problem with this thread. I was reading the Laundry thread and posted in this one. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers. Time to heal first and then time to look again, but probably locally this time.
 
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JesusLives said:
Wrong thread Chris.....You need to steer yourself over to the What's Cooking thread....be sure and bring your appetite....lol
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Now that is very mean. I am going to sulk. Nobody wants to see a sulking bear, right?
 
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JesusLives said:
Ah we have a response.....This is encouraging.....Pay attention ServantStrike.
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Well, what kind of guy would I be if I didn't give a shout out to my brothers and sisters in Christ?

Grace there is an awesome person (actually that's just her screen name but I digress). Whoever she may end up with should count themselves quite lucky. She's hot, funny, and loves Jesus. But I'm pretty sure we're just friends horsing around here.

Speaking of horsing around - just the other day, she left a horse head on my doorstep. How'd she know I enjoyed the godfather movies? I should have left my door unlocked so she could put it in it's proper place to match what happened in the movie. And then I'd have shrieked like a girl. Like a girl I say.

Tintin said:
Sorry, sister. I don't have a problem with this thread. I was reading the Laundry thread and posted in this one. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers. Time to heal first and then time to look again, but probably locally this time.
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This.

Long distances are just pain painful. No matter what happens one of the two parties is going to have to move, and I freaking love my job. And it's really painful not being able to see someone you're romantically involved with. It's just generally painful.
 
JesusLives

JesusLives

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Roh_Chris said:
Now that is very mean. I am going to sulk. Nobody wants to see a sulking bear, right?
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Awe.....Did the Blond hurt your little bear feelings.....We didn't mean to do that but this thread specializes in Match making.....Now go pick out your tree stump and start whittling.......lol We have hung the food up very high in a tree to keep it away from the bears. Not sulking ones mind you..... Let's see One bear needs cute cuddly lady bear possibly a little brown bear with Blond highlights....must be able to sing on key, loves Jesus and likes to cook spaghetti bolognese, topped with four tablespoons of shredded parmesan cheese. Also knowledge in desserts of Belgian chocolate ice cream, topped with nuts and raisins, with chocolate sauce.

There you go your match making ad it ready for pickup by the first cute little female brown bear.....Your welcome no charge.

Check list - check off one sulking bear.
 
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Tintin

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Actually, ServantStrike. The long-distance aspect of the relationship wasn't going to be an issue for much longer. There were other reasons.
 
Grace-Like-Rain

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ServantStrike said:
Well, what kind of guy would I be if I didn't give a shout out to my brothers and sisters in Christ?

Grace there is an awesome person (actually that's just her screen name but I digress). Whoever she may end up with should count themselves quite lucky. She's hot, funny, and loves Jesus. But I'm pretty sure we're just friends horsing around here.

Speaking of horsing around - just the other day, she left a horse head on my doorstep. How'd she know I enjoyed the godfather movies? I should have left my door unlocked so she could put it in it's proper place to match what happened in the movie. And then I'd have shrieked like a girl. Like a girl I say.
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Ahhh - Godfather!

(I'll forgive you THIS ONCE but only because you said I was hot.)
 
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Grace-Like-Rain said:
Ahhh - Godfather!

(I'll forgive you THIS ONCE but only because you said I was hot.)
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Forgivneess. Now that's an offer I can't refuse!

But, I'm still lost. You do or do not like the Godfather? I mean, if I say leave the gun, take the cannolis, have I just used up my forgiveness points now?


Oh I know what I did wrong. I left the gun behind the toilet tank in the men's stall. That probably didn't do you much good during your "negotiations" with your rivals in "waste management."
 
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ServantStrike said:
Forgivneess. Now that's an offer I can't refuse!

But, I'm still lost. You do or do not like the Godfather? I mean, if I say leave the gun, take the cannolis, have I just used up my forgiveness points now?


Oh I know what I did wrong. I left the gun behind the toilet tank in the men's stall. That probably didn't do you much good during your "negotiations" with your rivals in "waste management."
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I can't wait for the sequel...
 
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jeremyPJ

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Im my case I have visions of ordering a mail-order bride and Fed-Ex dropping off a big box that says "Air Tasmania" on it. And opening it up to let "Taz" out! With roses in her hand...
 
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Tintin

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jeremyPJ said:
Im my case I have visions of ordering a mail-order bride and Fed-Ex dropping off a big box that says "Air Tasmania" on it. And opening it up to let "Taz" out! With roses in her hand...
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Sounds like a 'whirlwind' romance in the making! :p
 
JesusLives

JesusLives

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jeremyPJ said:
Im my case I have visions of ordering a mail-order bride and Fed-Ex dropping off a big box that says "Air Tasmania" on it. And opening it up to let "Taz" out! With roses in her hand...
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Watch out they could ship you a Tasmanian Devil...I hear they are ferocious.....
 
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looking for woman to marry
 
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