Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

[Lynx]

5. I know how to wash my own laundry. In fact, leave it alone. I know how I want it washed. You can wash yours but don't touch mine.

(And no, I'm not even kidding. I don't want fabric softener, it makes cloth feel slimy to me, and every time other people do my laundry they always put that junk in.)

6. I also know how to wash my own dishes... which is especially good when I make sourdough bread. Imagine having to wash 22 loaf pans that someone else dirtied up.

 

[Roh_Chris]

Imagine having to wash 22 loaf pans that someone else dirtied up.

Oh quit loafin' around.

 

[ArtsieSteph]

Oh quit loafin' around.

speaking of loafs, my mum is making banana bread

Apparently a reason to out with me actually IS that I play videogames.

 

[tjhun]

Solid post.

Let's see:

1) I have never broken a bone, and don't plan on it
2) I don't know any song lyrics like at all, but I am great at making them up on the spot
3) Scooby Doo is painted on my bedroom wall

There are a ton of reasons why I'd be a good date, but I thought I would stick with the obviously relatable ones.

 

[AsifinPassing]

1) Trying to live with/in Christ, honoring Him with my life and everything I have and am

2) With God's help, I'll love her similarly, with everything I have and am...in hope and faith, for our whole lives long

3) I'm not the greatest, but I am trying. Trying to be a gentleman, a man of honor and integrity...one who could support or provide or inspire, hopefully... I'm unique in my own way ^_~... Anyway... I don't like to market myself much...so...

 

[cinder]

Let's see:

1) Even my emotional outbursts are rational, well thought out, and clearly articulated (sort of, and they're more like melt downs than outbursts).

2) I come with my own user manual. Sort of.

3) My life has been so normal that it's downright abnormal.

4) I can figure anything out… just about.

5) Almost any issues I'm having can be solved by taking me to the middle of nowhere and leaving me alone there for a few hours (with plenty of water or tea).

6) I like it when you tell me things as directly and clearly as possible.


So do double the reasons mean that my line will be doubly long, or does it mean I will be disqualified for not making this two posts?

 

[JonahLynx]

1. I will be the next Christopher Nolan in 10 years.
2. n/a
3. n/a

 

[Roh_Chris]

So do double the reasons mean that my line will be doubly long, or does it mean I will be disqualified for not making this two posts?

It depends.

Do you prefer payment by cash or card for the ticket to stand in your line?

 

[cinder]

It depends.

Do you prefer payment by cash or card for the ticket to stand in your line?

I'm capable of accepting payment by cash, check, or credit card. But um…. there's a word they use for ladies that you have to pay to have romantic encounters with and I am not one of them I'll just let the first guy in line pick up the bill for dinner and yes we're eating somewhere that is very expensive and happy to accept credit cards. (and no I'm not going to fall for that whole, "well all I have is checks can you put the dinner on your credit card and I'll write you a check" swindle either)

(Don't tell that guy, but the most romantic of an encounter he can hope for after dinner is me saying I enjoyed having dinner with him and I'm willing to let him buy me another dinner sometime. I like getting free dinners )

 

[AsifinPassing]

I'm capable of accepting payment by cash, check, or credit card. But um…. there's a word they use for ladies that you have to pay to have romantic encounters with and I am not one of them I'll just let the first guy in line pick up the bill for dinner and yes we're eating somewhere that is very expensive and happy to accept credit cards. (and no I'm not going to fall for that whole, "well all I have is checks can you put the dinner on your credit card and I'll write you a check" swindle either)

(Don't tell that guy, but the most romantic of an encounter he can hope for after dinner is me saying I enjoyed having dinner with him and I'm willing to let him buy me another dinner sometime. I like getting free dinners )

Y-Y This isn't love...it's extortion! ...and after all those dinners...

 

[Roh_Chris]

I'm capable of accepting payment by cash, check, or credit card. But um…. there's a word they use for ladies that you have to pay to have romantic encounters with and I am not one of them I'll just let the first guy in line pick up the bill for dinner and yes we're eating somewhere that is very expensive and happy to accept credit cards. (and no I'm not going to fall for that whole, "well all I have is checks can you put the dinner on your credit card and I'll write you a check" swindle either)

(Don't tell that guy, but the most romantic of an encounter he can hope for after dinner is me saying I enjoyed having dinner with him and I'm willing to let him buy me another dinner sometime. I like getting free dinners )

What? How come we guys never get such free dinners?

Y-Y This isn't love...it's extortion! ...and after all those dinners...

There is a time and a place for everything, my friend. There is a time to pay for and there is a time to be paid for.

 

[Trailblazer]

If you were homeless, and it was raining outside. I could put a roof over your head for the time being.
If you had no money and was hungry. I could feed you.
If you have never owned a car, or been driven in one. I could show what it is like to move along faster then walking speed.

 

[Lynx]

speaking of loafs, my mum is making banana bread

Apparently a reason to out with me actually IS that I play videogames.

YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES?!! Oh man, if only you were closer to my age I'd ask you out in a split second...

Actually, believe it or not that is a big deal to men. Some men anyway. I have no idea why, but I have observed it in many men. Finding a girl who can share their love of sitting with a controller in hand for hours is their dream.

 

[Trailblazer]

YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES?!! Oh man, if only you were closer to my age I'd ask you out in a split second...

Actually, believe it or not that is a big deal to men. Some men anyway. I have no idea why, but I have observed it in many men. Finding a girl who can share their love of sitting with a controller in hand for hours is their dream.

How funny! I must admit that some of my best memories were with my ex girlfriend playing Wii sports games.
Games like Table tennis, Frisbee gulf,, Need for speed. (Auto racing) and a comedy like dog fighting game with airplanes.
Seeing her fun competitive spirit was a lot of fun.

The Wii sword fighting game I never won, or even had a chance. She was a brown belt in martial arts. I never had a chance. lol Mixing things up with some Wii games and real life bowling was fun in avoiding the typical routine of dinner and a movie together on a Friday or Saturday night.

 

[AsifinPassing]

YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES?!! Oh man, if only you were closer to my age I'd ask you out in a split second...

Actually, believe it or not that is a big deal to men. Some men anyway. I have no idea why, but I have observed it in many men. Finding a girl who can share their love of sitting with a controller in hand for hours is their dream.

Not my dream, but definitely a plus. Music is a big deal for me, though. Each day is saturated in it.

 

[CatHerder]

3. I am a great cook, but even if you are not, I'm not a food snob or overly picky. I will never complain that there is not enough mustard in your octopus/zucchini casserole.

2. I'm a musician. 'nuff said.

3. I give foot rubs and like to cuddle.

 

[Lynx]

I would just add a little more mustard. And possibly pick out the octopus. Possibly not. I've never tried octopus before.

 

[MissCris]

Octopus zucchini casserole?!

 

[blue_ladybug]

Octopus zucchini casserole?!

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[seoulsearch]

For the record, I love everyone's responses here and have tried to "like" most everything everyone has listed about themselves... If for some reason I did not "like" your post, please forgive me and consider it "liked".

It's been a little hectic trying to keep up, but please keep posting!!!

That, and now I'm all hung up on whether or not my Zucchini Octopus Casserole has enough octopus.

(Hey Cristen... so I know your appliances are exploding and your house is burning down and all that... but could I take the time to ask your advice... ABOUT A CASSEROLE...) *Reference to another thread.*