Cats are smaller than dogs.
Not exactly a universal pro.
So am I, but I don't brag about it!
Cats use the litter box without even training them to - they just naturally do.
Except for when they pee on your air mattress, as my aunt's cat did to me.
Cats eat when they are hungry. Dogs eat whenever there is food they can reach.
Bless them!
And hiss.
Cats don't bark whenever a leaf falls.
If a leaf falls in a forest, but nobody is around, do they not hear a cat bark at it?
Cats can climb trees (and despite the rumors, they are quite capable of getting down by themselves. Sometimes they're just not ready to get down yet.)
Cats can instantly make you feel better by curling up in your lap.
Except for when they curl up in your air mattress...right before they pee on it.
Cats are dignified. I have never seen a dog yet that was not less dignified than every cat I've ever met.
I am not sure whether to "spit or wind my watch" in reaction to this.
Cats can be trained to use the toilet. Though they don't have the body mass to flush, they also will never leave the seat up.
Wut? Does/do your cat/cats do this, Lynx?
Cats don't have to be let out to pee.
No, you just need to scoop their clumpy litter.
Cats can spend hours on a window sill watching traffic go by. Ever tried keeping a dog occupied?
Depends. Which breed of dog? Gotta hand it to dogs: diversity in breeds offers diversity in temperament, which makes for...well, diversity.
Cats catch rodents. We have a mouse problem right now. Never had that problem back when we had a cat.
So do traps and pellets that don't require a litter box, window sills, laps, or falling leaves. You also have a cat problem.