Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

[seoulsearch]

Hey Everyone!

In the spirit of some of the fun we've been having in the threads lately, I was hoping everyone would bring out their sense of humor about themselves and share with the rest of us!

After all, why should just a few people be allowed to tell us why crowds of people would want to date them? The rest of us deserve our own chance as well! Please note that this is ALL in good fun and NOT meant to be conceited or mean-spirited at all.

So... what are your Top 3 Reasons Why Members of the Opposite Gender Would Line Up to Meet and/or Date You???! (I realize some people out there are special enough to list even more than 3 reasons... feel free to do so if you think it will enhance the humor of your post.) Married or taken posters are welcome to list the Top 3 Reasons why your significant other is so enamored with you!

And please, don't post things such as, "No one would ever want to date me," because this is all in good fun, and your reasons can be real... or imagined!!! For example, someone such as... Well, I won't mention a name. But he might say that the women would all line up to meet him because of his perfect hair... and THAT, we all know, MUST be imagined!!!

And so, without further hesitation... Top 3 Reasons Why Guys Would Line Up to Meet Seoulsearch:

#3. I would happily prefer to watch a martial arts, action, or Marvel film with you over a chick flick ANY day. Implosions, explosions, hidden bombs going off, betrayals, and high-tech weaponry. Yup, that about sums up my entire dating history. Either that, or I just angered Gypsygirl by making fun of her penmanship... WHOOPS!!!

#2. I don't have a fancy accent but have been known to try to imitate a few others--very badly, I might add. Just DON'T ask me to do an "Asian accent"--that is my absolute worst ever, despite the fact that I am Asian. I don't have a lord-ship, king-ship, or even a space-ship... but I do have cit-i-zen-ship, if that counts for anything!

#1. And finally, the number one reason guys would line up to meet me is because... Obviously, my line would be the most peaceful and most quiet, and it obviously has the best cell phone/internet reception. I'm betting you can hear all those crickets right now!!! (But I just KNOW my undying fan base is out there somewhere... *cricket, whistle, cricket*... SOMEWHERE... Right, guys???!!!)

Please, no pushing or shoving... There is plenty of bad humor to go around!

How about you? What are your 3 best reasons why girls or guys would line up to meet YOU?

 

[lil_christian]

3. I can write a song dedicated to them

2. I'll feed them good food.

1. I'd play video games with them.

 

[Fenner]

1. I don't need or want to spend every second with another person.

2. I don't care that much about jewelry.

3. I.like taking a nap on Sunday.

 

[Jacob_Fitzgerald]

2. I'll feed them good food.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

 

[Mo0448]

gosh I'd date all three of yall haha! You all had something nice to offer! Naps rock! Action movies are great! Who doesn't like food and videogames?!

Here I'll do mine

1. Extremely Simple doesn't take much to make me happy (a movie at home or just enjoying each other's company doing anything together is good enough for me)

2. I can cook AND Bake

3. I have a great sense of humor and appreciate punnyness & witty things!

4. I don't allow society to dictate how many reasons I should have for anyone to date me !

 

[ELECT]

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Eve got that right for sure and look at the outcome

 

[Mo0448]

Hey Everyone!

In the spirit of some of the fun we've been having in the threads lately, I was hoping everyone would bring out their sense of humor about themselves and share with the rest of us!

After all, why should just a few people be allowed to tell us why crowds of people would want to date them? The rest of us deserve our own chance as well! Please note that this is ALL in good fun and NOT meant to be conceited or mean-spirited at all.

So... what are your Top 3 Reasons Why Members of the Opposite Gender Would Line Up to Meet and/or Date You???! (I realize some people out there are special enough to list even more than 3 reasons... feel free to do so if you think it will enhance the humor of your post.) Married or taken posters are welcome to list the Top 3 Reasons why your significant other is so enamored with you!

And please, don't post things such as, "No one would ever want to date me," because this is all in good fun, and your reasons can be real... or imagined!!! For example, someone such as... Well, I won't mention a name. But he might say that the women would all line up to meet him because of his perfect hair... and THAT, we all know, MUST be imagined!!!

And so, without further hesitation... Top 3 Reasons Why Guys Would Line Up to Meet Seoulsearch:

#3. I would happily prefer to watch a martial arts, action, or Marvel film with you over a chick flick ANY day. Implosions, explosions, hidden bombs going off, betrayals, and high-tech weaponry. Yup, that about sums up my entire dating history. Either that, or I just angered Gypsygirl by making fun of her penmanship... WHOOPS!!!

#2. I don't have a fancy accent but have been known to try to imitate a few others--very badly, I might add. Just DON'T ask me to do an "Asian accent"--that is my absolute worst ever, despite the fact that I am Asian. I don't have a lord-ship, king-ship, or even a space-ship... but I do have cit-i-zen-ship, if that counts for anything!

#1. And finally, the number one reason guys would line up to meet me is because... Obviously, my line would be the most peaceful and most quiet, and it obviously has the best cell phone/internet reception. I'm betting you can hear all those crickets right now!!! (But I just KNOW my undying fan base is out there somewhere... *cricket, whistle, cricket*... SOMEWHERE... Right, guys???!!!)

Please, no pushing or shoving... There is plenty of bad humor to go around!

How about you? What are your 3 best reasons why girls or guys would line up to meet YOU?

you just have to do your impressions! Please I gotta hear em lol

 

[seoulsearch]

OH SURE, SOME PEOPLE HERE CAN COOK. I see all you Little Miss Betty Crockers here and I raise you...

The 4th reason why men would line up to date me: I have something even BETTER than an oven.

A phone book. (For looking up the numbers of several local restaurants, of course.)

I HAVE been known to cook... when inspiration strikes... But I'm thinking I should get Lil' to teach me.

 

[ArtsieSteph]

1) I am empathetic

2) I am a nurturer

3) I play video games ;D

 

[Mo0448]

OH SURE, SOME PEOPLE HERE CAN COOK. I see all you Little Miss Betty Crockers here and I raise you...

The 4th reason why men would line up to date me: I have something even BETTER than an oven.

A phone book. (For looking up the numbers of several local restaurants, of course.)

I HAVE been known to cook... when inspiration strikes... But I'm thinking I should get Lil' to teach me.

you still use phonebooks? what happened to google?

 

[kayem77]

1. I will play videogames with them, and even buy them videogames for Christmas or for no reason. Only if I like them though.
2. I'm not picky about food. Be sure I will eat anywhere, and I will try to make good food for you! (just don't be picky please).
3. I can use sarcasm with you. I will laugh at you and with you, and I will laugh at your jokes! But only if they're good do be original.

 

[Jacob_Fitzgerald]

3. I'm not afraid of anything.


2. I can gallop up on a white stallion and swoop a lady off her feet.


1. As Bob Hope says, some guys have it and some don't - I have it!

 

[Donkeyfish07]

1. I have the raunchiest farts in the tri-state area. No standing in line at amusement parks when your with me, just rip the cheese and the crowd dissipates.

2. I can burp jingle bells, provided I have been adequately pre-loaded with Dr. Pepper

3. I'll watch the goonies with you anytime you want

 

[seoulsearch]

you still use phonebooks? what happened to google?

Reason #5 to Line Up for Seoulsearch -- Obviously, I have old-fashioned values.

Donkey, I've loved everyone's posts so far but... um... Hey, I still think you're awesome. I'm thinking though... I may find myself standing in another line, seeing as I'm sensitive to personal bodily functions.

 

[Mo0448]

Seoulsearch where do I sign up?

 

[wisebeardman]

I got nothing...

 

[seoulsearch]

Seoulsearch where do I sign up?

Right over here on the dotted line...

Just as soon as I type up the contract on a Brother Word Processor.

 

[Mo0448]

I will send my runner with the signed document...where shall I have the lad run to

 

[Donkeyfish07]

Reason #5 to Line Up for Seoulsearch -- Obviously, I have old-fashioned values.

Donkey, I've loved everyone's posts so far but... um... Hey, I still think you're awesome. I'm thinking though... I may find myself standing in another line, seeing as I'm sensitive to personal bodily functions.

You'll be desensitized by then, I'll prep your nose with a few dutch ovens before we go to roller-coaster land. (For those of you that don't know, a dutch oven is when you fart under the blanket, throw the covers over your girlfriends head, and hold her down inside the blanket).

 

[seoulsearch]

I will send my runner with the signed document...where shall I have the lad run to

Just set loose your trusty carrier pigeon.

I have a special roost set up and everything.

Hmm. Maybe I can make that my reason number... I've lost track of the numbers... But anyway. Yet another reason I'm so irresistible.

I'm good with animals.

Especially on the rotisserie.