Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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MrHonest

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I was wondering what this thread was about so I jumped to the end to try to make sense of it and it seems to be about star wars...
 
JesusLives

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Derail the derail thread.....lets see it is more fun to go over to the Bible discussion forum and throw in a little derail.....but then again they might fight over it.....or they might tell you that you are going to go to hell. So this thread is really not a challenge but hey why not resurrect a zombie thread of derailing.....anyone want to play here or should we exit to the Bible discussion forum?
 
tourist

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JesusLives said:
Derail the derail thread.....lets see it is more fun to go over to the Bible discussion forum and throw in a little derail.....but then again they might fight over it.....or they might tell you that you are going to go to hell. So this thread is really not a challenge but hey why not resurrect a zombie thread of derailing.....anyone want to play here or should we exit to the Bible discussion forum?
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I see dead people walking. Is there anyone with a pulse here?
 
tourist

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How many people does it take to change the light bulb of my flashlight?
 
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Out of all the possible ridiculous threads to revive...

*beats head against wall*
 
blue_ladybug

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JesusLives said:
Derail the derail thread.....lets see it is more fun to go over to the Bible discussion forum and throw in a little derail.....but then again they might fight over it.....or they might tell you that you are going to go to hell. So this thread is really not a challenge but hey why not resurrect a zombie thread of derailing.....anyone want to play here or should we exit to the Bible discussion forum?
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Hey now, I go to the bible forum every now and then and momentarily derail a thread with a question. lol.. It gives them something new to focus on other than whose version of the bible is wrong or right, and why we go to hell if we eat bacon!! :)
 
JesusLives

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blue_ladybug said:
Hey now, I go to the bible forum every now and then and momentarily derail a thread with a question. lol.. It gives them something new to focus on other than whose version of the bible is wrong or right, and why we go to hell if we eat bacon!! :)
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Pig anyone? Love your spirit Lady Blue....you make me laugh oink, oink.....pork chops anyone?
 
tourist

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blue_ladybug said:
Hey now, I go to the bible forum every now and then and momentarily derail a thread with a question. lol.. It gives them something new to focus on other than whose version of the bible is wrong or right, and why we go to hell if we eat bacon!! :)
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I eat turkey bacon and I deserve to only go to purgatory. Only true heathens eat actual bacon and deserve what they get coming to them. Toast is optional but I don't want to go there...
 
Lynx

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Depends on the kind of toast. Toast made from some of my whole wheat sourdough bread... mmmm, with a bit of butter and a little honey.... yeah, that'll put you right on cloud nine.

I believe that's the opposite direction from where y'all were talking about.
 
JesusLives

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Lynx said:
Depends on the kind of toast. Toast made from some of my whole wheat sourdough bread... mmmm, with a bit of butter and a little honey.... yeah, that'll put you right on cloud nine.

I believe that's the opposite direction from where y'all were talking about.
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I would say that sounds heavenly but I can't stand sourdough....now oatmeal bread toasted yum that would put me on cloud nine. Oh sorry, wrong again tourist really puts me on cloud 9.......There she goes again sharing too mush and getting sappy cause she's happy......
 
tourist

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Lynx said:
Depends on the kind of toast. Toast made from some of my whole wheat sourdough bread... mmmm, with a bit of butter and a little honey.... yeah, that'll put you right on cloud nine.

I believe that's the opposite direction from where y'all were talking about.
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Got some bread in the toaster. I don't think that it is gluten-free however so there may be some question on whether I am going up or down. Hmm...somethin' burning. I will get back to you after I figure out how to turn the smoke detector off. Honey...where is the ladder? She is heavenly.
 
JesusLives

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Speaking of toast that is what the wicked will be when Jesus returns.......
 
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