Saying it doesn't make it so. Show me the context.
"Everyone brings out the choice wine first and then the cheaper wine
after the guests have had too much to drink; but you have saved the best till now."
you yourself have been arguing the same thing:
#2. Jesus could not have made alcoholic wine because John chapter 2 says, that the people at the wedding were "well drunk" (John 2:10 KJV). This means that they had already had drank a good amount of wine already and would have been either tipsy or close to being tipsy (at the very least).

